All the Men in Prison Think I'm Cute.

Name: Xaq
Birthdate: 01-09-90
Birthplace: A vagina
Current Location: A vagina(not the same one)
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Like 9 days tall
Weight: like 9 days fat
Piercings: none
Tatoos: i wish
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: my gf is in a wheelchair
Overused Phraze: That's what she said
FAVORITES
Food: White Castle Slyders
Candy: White Castle Slyders
Number: 69(heh)
Color: All the colors of the rainbow
Animal: White Castle Slyders
Drink: Monster Energy Drink
Alcohol Drink: Monster Energy Drink
Bagel: That's what she said
Letter: That's what she said
Body Part on Opposite sex: 8===D
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: A&W
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Taco Bell
Strawberry or Watermelon: thats what she said
Hot tea or Ice tea: Who drinks tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla White Castle Slyders
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot coffee...
Kiss or Hug: Hug
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: I dont like gay music... so neither
Summer or Winter: depends on if i feel like wearing clothes
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny Movies
Love or Money: Both.. Hulk Hogan get's both, so why cant i?
YOUR...
Bedtime: That's What she said(that one made since... kinda)
Most Missed Memory: Drinking Monster Energy Drink
Best phyiscal feature: tumors i got from drinking too much monster energy drink
First Thought Waking Up: whats for dinner
Goal for this year: your Mom
Best Friends: Your Mom, Metal Gear Solid, The Legend of Zelda, Mario
Weakness: Your Mom, Metal Gear Solid, The Legend of Zelda, Mario
Fears: Crickets, bugs, jumping insects, grasshoppers, sprickets, weiners, arachnids, spider, crawly things
Heritage: all i know is i was born with AIDS
Longest relationship: like too long or something... thats what she said
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: no
Pot: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: ... oh god! you are reviving kindergarten memories!stop asking these questions!
Ever beaten someone up: yeah, but only mall rats, so its ok
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: thats what she said
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long: short
Height: short
Style: ...?
Looks or Personality: all i know is i was born with AIDS
Hot or Cute fat
Drugs and Alcohol: neither
Muscular or Really Skinny: fat
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: a super big number
What country do you want to Visit: wherever chuck norris is
How do you want to Die: roundhouse kick to the throat from chuck norris
Been to the Mall Lately: probably... but just to beat up mall rats
Do you like Thunderstorms: no, they kill kittens... or was that beating off? oh well, they are both evil.
Get along with your Parents: thats what she said
Health Freak: was that a fat joke?
Do you think your Attractive: thats definately NOT what she said
Believe in Yourself: yeah
Want to go to College: not really
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: ...no
Been in Love: love? whos that?
Do you Sing: when im naked
Want to get Married: perhaps
Do you want Children: perhaps
Have your future kids names planned out: yeah: Metal Gear Solid, The Legend of Zelda, Mario, Resident Evil and Your Mom...
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: never
Hate anyone: mrs. haynes, your mom, thats what she said

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