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Porn Ninja Celi™ & J-Narcotics™

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About Me

About Junior:
Name:Jr
Age:19
Status: Married
I'm vegeterian
I'm very random
I love crack.......ing jokes
I have the world's greatest girlfriend
if your gonna talk shit, your gonna spit blood
and that's a promise

i'm not tiny
i love my soulmate sooo much
we have the funniest inside jokes ever
I'm mexican
if you don't like it
you can kiss my ass =]
i'm a big loner
but not when i'm with my baby
GET TO KNOW ME BEFORE YOU
START TALKING SHIT
AND I HAVE TO SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS
AND THAT'S A PROMISE
AND I KEEP MY PROMISES
DON'T PISS ME OFF
About Celi:
Name: Celi
Age: 17
Status: Married
I'm chill & cool.
I'm tall yet i'm tiny.
i'm slim... and i'm very self-consicious!
I do what I want whenever I want.
I have alot of inside jokes with my baby I laugh at the stupidest things ever!
I'm hispanic so there!
I have the greatest boyfriend in the world!
I have 4 of the greatest best fwens!!!
My life is perfect the way it is!
I CAN BE A BITCH!
DON'T FUCK WITH ME OR MY FRIENDS... OR YOU'LL PAY
TRUST MY WORDS
DON'T LIKE ME? DELETE ME!
I DON'T TALK SHIT I JUST SPEAK MY MIND =]

My Interests



THE Boyfriend I already met the one boy that makes my heart skip a beat.
He's the boy I can call my own... forever.

October 14, 2007
He is
the love of my life. There is so much I can say about Junior. He has taught me that there is such a thing as true love . I have been hurt & heart broken so many times before that I gave up on love... Until I met him. He has showed me that we have been through the same things... its crazy. He has given me feelings I never thought I'd feel ever again but he has given me feelings no one has ever or will ever give me. He's the boy that I can call my best friend. He's the boy I can say anything to & he understands. Ever since we met he has put a smile on my face, made me laugh, & give me the butterflies really bad... [in a good way] and still does today. My feeling are so strong for him they're UNBREAKABLE. Junior makes my heart skip a beat. When he kisses me he takes my breath away & my heart beats faster. When he touches my face & holds it in place and tells me he loves me... my heart stops. There is so many feelings he gives me, I can't even explain them! I respect what he does & root him on. I truly love him. I love him so much it hurts me. When I'm with him he makes me the happiest I have ever been in my life. But when I'm not with him, I miss him so much that I get really sad & would do anything to be with him. I know he's my soulmate.... Just the way he shows he cares & loves me. I'm just so happy & in love that I'm not afraid to open up & spill the world out to him. I'm not afraid to say that I want to spend the rest of my life with him... I MEAN IT!!
I thank god for sending me someone that I know I can be with... forever
I just want to give him the world.
♥ I love you Junior Louis Zamora ♥
My one & only Buttmunch
THE Girlfriend
I ALREADY MET HER . =] i wished for and I found her on 10/14/07, This is Celi she's soooo amazing she's the best,i luv her laugh sooo much and her voice brings comfort to me.i'm in love with her,she's the first thing i think of when i wake up. she's like the best friend i never had before, i can tell her everything and i can really trust her. i never thought i would be able to talk to a girl the same but she is made it happen, her laugh picks me up when i am down,i have much love for her.she's the only girl i need.i can trust 100% no matter what. i love holding her, i luv her more than air. when ever i'm not with her the only thing that takes me closer to her is when i fall asleep. praying to god to send me someone day in day out,waiting for him to answer my prayers, and he finally did, i'm just so glad it was her. she's the best thing that ever came into my life. SHE'S MINE BEE-OTCHES!!

Heroes:



Junior's Friends
ABBEYTONYMAGGIEJadeDAVIDSAM I AM ShelbycandymurgoMarioRulXcoreWaffles
Celi's Friends
brree my caca face
What's her name Kelli =]
eLIZabeth that chick from the 6 1 9
Keely ♥ 's Mark
Melee Bloo you away
Izella the cool cousin & my cousin Kaylee
Miss Shawwwwtttyyyyyyyyy =D
Carlos Mencia the "Man" =]
Brian the cousin
Brian the Mexican friend
Yaime the tall yonder... alkflafl;ajfa;l =D
Silly Willy Nilly Philly my cutie pie
one word.... Edwardpshycotic
Antwannyyyyyyyyy
Tony the cool Taco =]
The Gav Man
Miss Babbigail =]
Thomas will knuckly punch you for me
Lil Miss Sandra D.
Lil boy antony
Picardo a.k.a. Ricardo... =P
Antni my Cucumber picnic partner
Ben is Bree's Sex Machine <=