I AM: a cunning linguist (I'm good with words)
I AM NOT: Italian.
I WAS: born feet first...I guess I was being careful
I LOVE: brand new socks, free samples, and the sound of children laughing
I HATE: overcrowded places, black licorice, and onions. Oh and being hot.
I TRY: to enjoy my life, but if that doesn't work I bitch and moan just like you.
I WANT: to retire young and have many babies. I also want to open a bar with Dave Chapelle and Screech, and call it "Short, Black & Curly's."
I MISS: being able to say "mom, dad......look!"
I'M GOOD: at math and getting stuff out of trees. With everything else I'm just average.
I FEAR: Jack Bauer.
I WONDER: who is the child of Mother Nature and Father Time?
I REGRET: not taking certain chances.....yet thankful for a few I've been able to avoid.
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I DANCE: when I drink....sometimes....but when it happens, it's magical (not really)
I SING: when I walk alone listening to 80's music
I CRY: like a schoolgirl. I know schoolgirls who were Marines.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: this sarcastic.....but it sure is fun
I HAD: 2 pet Colombian Red-Tailed Boas named Rocky and MaryJane
I NEED: to go on vacation, any suggestions, other than Vegas? Want to come?
I SHOULD: read more......and quit smoking......and work out more......and not watch so much TV.....and be more compassionate to......FUCK YOU, not like you're any better!
I FINISH: work at around 8PM. Wanna hang out?
