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About Me

i like laughter, oberon, and volleyball players, i hate olives and feta cheese. thats about all there is to me....My whole goal in life is to make people giggle and laugh...im totally random....i have a tendency to lose my pants...i suck at singing, but will do it anyways...my favorite game is playing hide and seek, i love the thrill of the hunt...ALmost everyone I know is in a band, or has severe drinking problems, most have a combination factor...I dont believe in being serious all the time, it just doesn't help anything in the long run...grew up in a hillbilly town, been to 6 colleges, taken me 10 years to graduate...i should be a doctor by now...im nicer and more trustworthy than any one man should be(almost to a fault), more than any of you will ever know or figure out...Ive been thru a lot of crap in my life, which only a select few know about...have the best friends in the world, even if they all left me for the sunshine across the country...i dont know how to play "the game", no one taught me the rules...i still like cartoons from the 80's...i take it back, i do like feta cheeseI made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com /-------------------------------

My Interests

i love music, I would rather go see a no-name local band than the 3-ring circus that comes with the big names. i used to enjoy a good drink fest from time to time, but would drop anything at the drop of a hat for my daughter. She is the world to me now. i also enjoy disc golf, which i havent played in years. I used to enjoy beating the skins..(the drums, perverts), but alas i ran into too many really good players to keep it up. Now Learning to play guitar. Love movies...cheesy movies. oh and RED DOG too.

I'd like to meet:

Blanche from the golden girls...thats hot.

Music:

Mest, Maryz Eyez, vitamin V, Leisure, Plain White T's, Reel Big Fish, Lucky Boys confusion, Bowling for Soup, ME FIRST and the gimmies, Daddy-O, Zebrahead, any ska, punk, and most decent rock bands,Katz, Bobby cool, Tommy Lee, and hilary duff(hehe)...GUFF is my new favorite band of the week.when JESUS AND NOFX MEET....NOFX seeing double at the triple rock

Add to My Profile | More Videoslove the classics, Chicago, supertramp, bon jovi, and basically anything i can scream to when ive had a few too many brews

Movies:

History and Horror, The OMen, Halloween, (thanks BUrles) Bravehart, gladiator, dances with wolves, American History X, Memento, Fear and Loathing, Hilary Duff movies, any really good comedies and thrillers

Television:

Ducktales, Prison Break, Lost, Simpsons, Family Guy, Flava Flav, Hilary Duff show, cheesy reality shows

Books:

clive cussler, harry potter, and books on hilary duff...mostly just ones with lots of pictures.

Heroes:

BIG D!, flava Flav, the best hype man in the world of music, my parents, anyone thats been through hell and back and never given up. and me of course:)

My Blog

going back home....

well, NA town never looks any different...i drive home this weekend, just to see the fence row i took out with my truck almost 10 years ago is still not put back up and still laying there, hell, i cou...
Posted by MR. TIM on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:34:00 PST

its hard being pretty

Pais hilton gets half the time off her jail time because of this..."Her sentence was shortened after jail officials gave her credit for good behavior, Whitmore said. Officials considered several facto...
Posted by MR. TIM on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:46:00 PST

the word of the day is...

not me, but extremely hilarious...Have you ever noticed that every great drinking story begins with the same word? This word takes you from Point A to Point B of your drunken folly, solving mysterie...
Posted by MR. TIM on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:13:00 PST

teenage mutant ninja turtles...

well, last night EJ and I watched 4 hours of old school TMNT movies....the first and second one. Yes, i havent seen the first turtles movie in many moons, I forgot all about Kasey Jones...the sports n...
Posted by MR. TIM on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:01:00 PST

a day in the life of tim

well today Paris Hilton got sent to 45 days in real jail....haha, bitch. I fuckin love that. now they are saying they singled her out because of who she is. hah, if it wasnt who she was, they would ha...
Posted by MR. TIM on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:43:00 PST

jehovas witnesses are worse than the CIA!

I got this letter after a long night of drinking... it was handwritten, and by someone who only knows me as keeler. it took me totally by surprise...Jehovahs witnesses are sneakier than the fucking CI...
Posted by MR. TIM on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:53:00 PST

daily thouhgts...

so its wednesday, and hilary duff is now single...it gets me thinking.i dont understand how these green peace people are blaming other people for playing god and crying about some animals getting kill...
Posted by MR. TIM on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:48:00 PST

tag, i guess im it...

6 things wierd about me....everyone already knows im wierd, do i have to give away all my secrets....hmmm This is for you Cort, and Carrie....im not doing 12 of them.. 1. every time ...
Posted by MR. TIM on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:39:00 PST

1330 mafia

This one could get a little wierd ya never know... i realized how important my friends are to me this weekend. its been so long since ivehad a constant smile on my face for 3 days in a row. And many o...
Posted by MR. TIM on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:54:00 PST

ill trade you a beer for a puppy

heres a recap of this past weekend... went tubing with hough and company saturday morning, it was pirate dress up day for me which made me very happy. fun time except i got pulled over on a tube on th...
Posted by MR. TIM on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 05:42:00 PST