Football FINALLY makes sense.......... |
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really li... Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:11:00 GMT |
A Camel |
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues... Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:43:00 GMT |
Puddles |
Three ducks walk into a bar.
"Say, what's your name?" asked the bartender to the first duck.
"Huey," replied the first duck.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball... Posted by on Wed, 02 Mar 2005 15:47:00 GMT |