Danny Shakes

My name is Daniel Steven Shakespeare.
My feet are forever positioned in the center of the universe.
I am the coolest & most interesting living human being on this planet.
.. Anyone who says differently is a fucking liar.
Just Kidding. ;)
You might see me making an ass out of myself at any Social Function I attend, and I might offer you a stolen pool chair to sit in. I'm a pretty good rapper, and you should buy one of my CDs. At least 100 years ago I created my own clothing brand, PEENXCORE . The company is no longer on a hiatus, and is back in full effect. Don't complain about the order of my friends list, or if you're not on it. I don't care. I used to be in this band called Octopus on Fire that was pretty internet famous. Also; your mom won't stop calling me. To do a barrel roll, Press Z or R twice.

I got this album called INFAMO, BUY IT NOW!!!1!