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I enjoy intense games of crouquet. Many nights you will find me walking the beaches of South Haven with my metal detector looking for buried treasure. I can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. I only eat red M&M's, the other colors are all inferior. I feel most at home getting down and dirty with my hoe...in the garden. I don't read books, I stare at them until I get the information that I want. I can touch MC Hammer. I have been able to count to infinity...twice! You may have seen me playing poker on television- I won the 1999 World Series of Poker with only a Get out of Jail Monopoly card and the Green Draw 2 card from the game UNO. IF I am late, time had better slow down. Once I won a game of Monopoly without owning any property. I am the only man to win in a game of tennis against a brick wall. When I donate blood, I decline the syringe and instead request a handgun and a bucket. I can start a fire with a magnifying glass...at night! I don't mow the lawn, I just stare at it and dare it to grow. I played Russian Roulette with an AK-47 and won! One time I defeated the Dutch army with only a wooden spoon. I am well known in Estonia for my unicycle riding ablilities. President Putin gave me the key to Moscow after breaking the record for time on a pogo stick. After work on Tuesdays I go to the park and use the seesaw by myself. I am the only person to find Carrot Top funny. Superman and Batman actually own pajamas with my face on them. I once stared down a mirror! I was able to find Carmen Sandiego. I won my 6th grade science fair by building a rocket out of: a tube of chapstick, 5 rubber bands, a spork from the local KFC, and a copy of "Sports" by Huey Lewis and the News. Right after college I got a job as an inspector on the assembly line for Legos. One time I bowled a 400 game, and it was an off night. To quell my heartburn, I will drink napalm. Someone challenged me to stare down a statue- I still remain undefeated. I violate the laws of science by being a pirate and a ninja...simultaneously. To show that the solo of "Stairway to Heaven" isn't that hard to play, I played it with only 3 plucked hairs from my head and a glockenspiel. Bobby Fischer may have beat a computer playing chess in 1977, but I was able to defeat the dictionary in a spelling bee back in 1994. I once wrestled a bear, an alligator, and a cougar all at once, and won by tying them together with an anaconda. When I get cold, my nipples really do cut glass....no, really!! These are all real events, I swear!!!!On a serious note though, I'm a huge independent music (and "good" music in general) fan. *This does not mean if you are someone who simply knows how to play an acoustic guitar I will like you or add you, just giving you the heads up* Anyway, take the time to check these guys out below, not to mention many of the others on my friends list, I guarantee you will dig them!
*In anticipation for his upcoming album due out March 18th, I have posted the official music video for "The Good Life" by Five Times August. If you dig what you hear, head over to myspace.com/fivetimesaugust or check out fivetimesaugust.com for more information on tour dates, stuff to buy, and all that good stuff. Don't miss Brad when he comes to play in a town near you, he is a great guy and a great singer.
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