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I'm a good-looking, male dog. My mother was a pitbull and my father was a black lab. I was an orphan until I was found on the streets by the pound. Although the people at the pound were really nice, they chopped off my balls, and now I am a eunuch. A really cool family adopted me, even without my balls. We are saving up to get a new set of the plastic ones, because I don't like to go outside... I get made fun of.