EZW

I've been thinking about this, and I figure that anyone who can condense their existence into a paltry paragraph deserves either: A) a prize for his or her incredible lucidity in the face of extreme concision, if not for what could only be described as "epiphanic" writing; or B) a cyanide pill, because his or her paltry life, as evinced by the aforementioned concision, is pathetic beyond all repair--although, who am I to judge? This is true unless, of course, this person is a newly born baby, or in a coma. In that case, I apologize. On second thought, contrition is unneccesary, because neither new-borns, nor comatose people, could possibly be reading this.