Quad Twenty

You got a chip, you got a chair, you got a chance.
Add Me Please
..Well I think Kid Rock says it the best "You ain't never met a mother fucker like me" but after all is said and done my kids will always be number one to me. I'm just a normal person who thrives off being high on life and glad to be the person I am today. I love to play TEXAS HOLD 'EM I love going to concerts, fishing, shooting pool, camping, road trips, doing things at the drop of a dime, etc.. I know how to lay floor tile and grout, I know how to do auto body and paint cars, hang siding and install windows. So if anyone wants to kick it sometime please let me know. Cause after you WEED out all the phoneys and fakes, I'll be the best person you'll ever meet. So until we meet my friends, and MUCH MOTHER FUCKIN' CLOWN LOVE TO ALL THE JUGGALOS AND LETTES!! Just remember this.....THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE MUTHA FAWKO..
I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, turned off my bed, jumped into the light all because you kissed me good night.
Starkle, starkle, little twink
Who the hell are you I think
Im not under what you call,
The alcofluence of incohol
Im just a little slort of sheep
Im not drunk like thinkle peep
I dont know who is me yet
But the drunker I stand here the longer
I get
So just give me one more fill to drink
Up my
Cup
Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up
*So you want to go on a quest for the Holy Grail*
*But first you must follow the pleasure trail*
*Along the way you'll see nipple or two*
*But don't worry they won't bite you*
*Some say they might lick you back*
*They are really good friends of Mr. Cack*
*He is the keeper of the Holy Grail*
*He lives right down on pleasure trail*
Remember several years ago in college when youd be sitting at the library or learning resources center or whatever terminology the school used to seem smarter (Middle Tennessee State football rules!), and you would feel pangs of boredom after studying for hours? Head starts bobbing. Eyes feel tired. Words jumble together. Siesta is imminentFor a jolt, you meander over to the computers or workstations and log into the email account and your extremely open and extremely invasive friend has sent you a personal survey to fill out!
1. What time did you get up this morning? when my eyes opened
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds (my birthstone)
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Silent Hill
4. What did you have for breakfast? nothing
5. What is your favorite cuisine? pizza
6. What foods do you dislike? american food
7. What kind of car do you drive? I don't want a fuckin' car
8. Favorite sandwich? two ladies with my meat in the middle.
9. What characteristics do you despise? bossy, demanding, obsessive, selfish
10. Where were you born? Robbinsdale MN
11. Favorite sport to watch? football
12. Coke or Pepsi? Coke x 2
13. Favorite place to get away? anywhere but here
14. What color is your bathroom? white
15. Where would you retire? Amsterdam
16. Favorite room at your house? DUH!! My bedroom
17. Favorite Season? spring
18. Favorite Memory? The day that the doctor told me my oldest son was Cancer-Free.. Greatest fuckin' day of my entire life!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?
STONER 4 LIFE YO!!

Stoner Bear
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