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Mr. Morgan

Your Momma's a Ho

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

either a husband, or Joan Rivers. I'd prefer a husband, but Joan is pretty damn funny... i'd have a cocktail with her anyday.

Music:

a lot of classical

Movies:

A Lesson Before Dying. Singin in the Rain. Saw. Pulp Fiction. Pecker.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy. Ugly Betty

Books:

On Man in the Universe Jaquile Du Pre Prokiev on Prokiev Benjamin Franklin Les Miserables

Heroes:

Drag queens. No, really, I love them.
You Are 72% Sociopath

My Blog

Shift change at the Cleremont

It's Saturday night, and its my second night in a row in the same stool. I've spent the last four nights binge drinking and chain smoking. Another stripper in another bar - but tonight's differen...
Posted by Mr. Morgan on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:36:00 PST

sophia, blanche, dorothy & rose

Nearly the worst Saturday night ever. You might ask, was there cheesecake at this soiree? No, but there was Key Lime Pie - All I needed was some Elizabeth Tayler "White Diamonds" on my neck & I wo...
Posted by Mr. Morgan on Sun, 21 May 2006 03:48:00 PST

Why strippers shouldn't be allowed to drink...

So last night I went to Masters with some friends, one of whom had just returned from rebuilding after Katrina and had some cash to blow. We got a VIP booth and a bottle of Moet. All around lap dances...
Posted by Mr. Morgan on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 03:59:00 PST