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Carolin

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About Me

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Think for yourself Question authorityThroughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness; chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself. Think for yourself. Question authority.
  • I feel like I am fooling everyone around me into believing that I am a "grown up"

  • Everything feels like a joke to me.

  • Serious situations usually make me laugh, especially when people are taking themselves way too seriously.

  • The place that I work is a breeding ground for comedy.

  • I am always learning and growing.

  • I love listening to other people’s views on the world.

  • I love trying to fix people's problems.

  • I love crunching leaves and looking at big creepy spiders.

  • I love good movies that make me think, and also the stupid ones that make me laugh.

  • I love mosh pits, and punching people indiscriminately.

  • I love thinking that I am an artist.

  • I love belly dancing.

  • I love raw veggies.

  • I love to pluck hair.

  • I love that I have millions of goals that are constantly changing.

  • I love to cook for people.

  • I love love love to photograph EVERYTHING!
    I am not obese, but I am not skinny and I a bit bigger than "do I look fat.
    I love "ass holes"
    My mom says I am pretty
    I love to make fun of retards and everything that is wrong with the world
    I love surrounding myself with good people.
    I love laughing so hard it hurts.
    I love Arizona lightning storms.
    I love loving a book so much that I wish I could live inside of it.
    I love knowing that I gave someone good advise.
    "Be brave enough to live creatively. The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. You cannot get there by bus, only by hard work, risking and by not quite knowing what you are doing. What you will discover will be wonderful; yourself." — Alan Alda

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    My Blog

    Little Bit

    Please watch this video.
    Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 10:11:00 GMT

    BOOBS

    I touched various boobs last night at work.  I sang I touch myself with Monja, and Like a Virgin with my boss, who's boobs were grabbed.  Last nights theme for kareoke was boobs.  Yay b...
    Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 09:56:00 GMT

    Started ad a bulletin, but now its a Blog Post!

    1) Is the last perso n you kisse d mad at you?Quite the opposite, not sure if I could make them mad at me. 2) Is your hair up?to short to put up right now, But would love to learn how to do something ...
    Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:00:00 GMT

    My Anus Gnome

    So Jason kidnapped my Ass Gnome today.  My guard was totally down, I don't know what the hell I was thinking!!!!! DAMN YOU JASON! So he has been sending me pictures of the torture he is putting m...
    Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:42:00 GMT

    Letter to my ex’s mother

    I just sent the following to my ex's Birth Mother:Do you realize that every time you try to "help" your children, their problems get WORSE than when your angelic little self got involved?I am 28 and y...
    Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:42:00 GMT

    blah

    BFF punched me so hard in the right arm today, I almost cried. But I pushed it way down because I am a man and I can take it.  Both arms will have brusies tomorrow.  He also punched my left ...
    Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:45:00 GMT

    Tell me what you think about this:

    I don't know how many of my friends will actually read this, but I really hope that some will, and let me know what you think about it.  http://www.libertyunbound.com/archive/2008_09/contoski-war.. .
    Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:49:00 GMT

    Fried Mayonnaise Balls

    1) If you got married to your ex, would you be happy?Would you?2) What did you do this afternoon?I am gonna shower, and go to Jay's house to celibrate his OLDNESS!!!3) When do you plan on having kids ...
    Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 12:15:00 GMT

    WTF

    Where the hell did this girl come from and why is she in my head!  I LOVE HER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZMJDx-Qp_c
    Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 12:02:00 GMT

    What I did yesterday...

    Yesterday I went here:  http://www.mayhemfest.com Crazy I know, and YES it was HOT!  The high was 108 yesterday and the festival was outdoors. Arizonians are FUGLY.  I think that I have...
    Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:54:00 GMT