Johnny Utah

I like to touch myself.On a more serious note...a lot!If your young, thin, and male...I probably want to touch you as well!Especially if you're an asshole!Moving on...I'm passive-aggressive, usually unmotivated, and most people are annoyed by my constant cheeriness.My egotism is matched only by my insecurity.I make fun of everyone equally including myself but rarely mean anything I say.I am a social butterfly with hundreds of friends, many who's names I don't know or remember, I refer to these individuals, usually female, as: sexy, gorgeous, beautiful or whatever comes to my mind upon seeing them.Equally I refer to people who's names I do know and remember in the same manner.I flirt constantly with everyone and am not afraid to speak before I think.Ugly girls as well as ugly queers usually think I am hot, occasionally someone attractive will think I am hot, but most everyone that knows me thinks I am cute...in every aspect...I'd rather be hot.When it comes to people, anyone and everyone can qualify as a friend, but I do play favorites and my favorites change without rhyme or reason.Many consider me the pickiest person alive and I am known to analyze and categorize everything.I don't believe in borders...everything fits into more than one category and occasionally switch categories.I do judge but will hold nothing against you...unless you are a child molester, murder, rapist and or so on.When it comes to dating, sex and/or relationships I have but one rule-of-thumb...Personality is of no importance...I already have a great personality...I need HOT!

The Five Love Languages

My primary love language is probably
Physical Touch
with a secondary love language being
Quality Time .

Complete set of results

Physical Touch:   12
Quality Time:   9
Acts of Service:   5
Words of Affirmation:   3
Receiving Gifts:   1

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Unhappiness in relationships, according to Dr. Gary Chapman, is often due to the fact that we speak different love languages. Sometimes we don't understand our partner's requirements, or even our own. We all have a "love tank" that needs to be filled in order for us to express love to others, but there are different means by which our tank can be filled, and there are different ways that we can express love to others.
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You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
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Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... gentle
Your eyes... sparkle like the stars
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... everlasting
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