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I'm Mike and I'm a fuckin' totally rad dude!!! If Emelio Estevez jacked off on a turd and that turd was artificially inseminated into a hookers butt, I'd be the result.I've been developing some sweet patches of hair at random locations on my back, and my neck seems to be getting thicker by the week. The hottest thing about my rad BOD is my chicken legs that make my boner look bigger than it really is. I have tatooes, but I'm not an extreme sports dude, heavy metal guy, wanna be gangsta', trendy EMO kid, and most definatly NOT one of those people that decides to get their whole body tattooed in one week to try to catch up with the trends. My tatooes are the result of many years of drunkin nights and probably not so good decisions. No regrets though. It's been a blast. I've finally found a good girl in a town full wanna be super stars and filthy fuckin' whores. Granted I had to find her after she had only been here for a few months. I highly suggest finding a girl from Maine. Her name is Amanda and i love the shit out of this girl. About Vegas, it's the only city where trying to be in with the popular crowd doesn't stop after high school. This town is overrun with shitty people who try desperatly to be someone they're not. I'm not trying to be "Cap'n Keep It Real", but I like to think i maintain an even keel. As much as this place can be a shithole, I was born and raised here and i still love it and it will always be home. By now, most of you have figured out that I hate all of you and I think I'm better than you too. Just kiddin', I'm just better than most of you. Fuck it all, life's good. I think weiner and fart jokes are funny, I drink coors light, I look forward to big giant poops, and I still listen to punk music. I'm awesome and you're a tool.