Originally from my dad's penis but grew up in Iowa. On active-duty in the U.S. Navy since 1994, currently stationed at Naval Air Station JRB Fort Worth, Texas. Married & father of two beautiful girls. Described by more than a few as "someone with many quaint skills," I'm sufficiently intelligent to qualify for at least one personality disorder. I enjoy dog-sledding, softball, & watching people run for their lives. I love throwing garbage out the window, yet I'm extremely sophisticated.
