Halloween comes but once a year and I grow weary from the lack of fright. The stint I pulled a while back with Christmas, although quite the show, proved to be a disaster. No bones about it. While it helped me realize my place in this ghoulish world, once again I am left feeling....without. While on a trip to the real world, I learned of a most peculiar thing: MySpace. Some futuristic travel device, I figured perhaps. But I was wrong. It would seem many ghouls, children and whatever else with fingers, come together here to submerse themselves in mindless chit chat and self-expressions. PERFECT!
This seems exactly what i've been looking for. The entire world in one place for me to practice my tricks and treats. Learn new things to create the most ghastly Halloween ever and perhaps in the process make a new friend or two. Alive or dead. I was shocked to discover there were many other pages of mine on this MySpace. It would seem that vial Oogie has discovered this world of web before me. Perhaps attempting to discredit my good name as the Pumpkin King. Be careful around other Jack's you may come across here. While they may seem quite deceieving, I assure you Oogie has his wormy hands behind them. Remember my name. Spread the fear. In time I hope the entire MySpace will know of the Pumpkin King. Oh yeah, and BOO!.
