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About Me

I'm Steve. I.....

Will never be your "Boo." Deal with it. Think Professional Sports are a waste of time. am Sober. am a liberal Am Agnostic Believe Gays have the right to marry Hate mainstream rap and pop.. And diet Punk Hate materialistic women. Love isn't based on gifts. I wont buy you the world. I'll buy some Chipotle and a good movie to watch. Smoke too much Like music that you will prob hate Value my close friends and family above all MORE SHIT!
I lose interest in people very quickly. I love odd words such as shenanigans, disheartened, and livid. The joys of drinking are lost on me. I don't want to be friends with your shitty band.
Being paralyzed scares me more than anything. I recently changed my major to Psychology. Once again I'll be in school until I'm 30. Haha, Oh well, the money is going to be amazing. I suck at cooking and come close to burning my apartment down a regular basis. I hate most rap/R&B... Mostly because I can't stand to hear them butcher the English language. Some idiot screaming "holla back" or talking about "big booty bitches" makes me want to shank them. Beyonce is a fucking idiot. I like video games/indie movies/educational television. Good times. "Aint no other man" is one of the worst pieces of shit I have ever heard. I love Grape Fruit juice and drink it every day of my life! I refuse to put sugar on my cereal. I think those that do should be dismembered. How could you go and ruin Kix with sugar? Ewww... I dont play well with milk products. Gouda rocks my world... And so does basically every kind of seafood. Horror Movies have turned to complete shit. I don't understand the OC obsessions. I hate "reality" TV.
I hate!:

People who stare at me like a deer in headlights when I use sarcasm Blue October. Stupid tattoos.. Either picked out of a book at the shop or shit that has been done a thousand times. And anyone who refers to tattoos as "Tats." People who wait for a car to pull out in a parking lot instead of parking an extra fifteen feet away Akon!Trendy Avenged Sevenfold Fucks. White Hats (the classification and the actual hats) Nickleback Wicked Clowns Sean Paul Always being up far too late The Religious Right Hippies People who clap at the end of movies 93X Expensive Movie Theater Icees Women who fuck/Marry a guy for his money Barbed Wire Arm Band Tattoos Fucking Blue Tooth Ear things Car accidents MTV Tom DeLonge. He's so fucking trendy he makes the two-toned chinchiilla girls look cool. Microbiology My apartment People with no self respect People who can't understand big words People makes me wonder how they got through high school Girls who uses their looks to get through life P Diddy Country Nazis Red Necks Girls who are turned on by nice cars Obesity in young children Fickle Friends Shit Talking Skoads and all music associated with them Pulp in Orange Juice ignorance People who rap to themselves The fucking judicial system Broken Hearts Guys who wear sunglasses indoors Matching my Clothing Sports Jack Johnson Whores My fear of rejection Overbearing Egos Girls who act like flaunting it is attractiveFree MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A girl without trust issues, untreated mental issues, common sense issues, or venereal issues. A girl who appriciates the little things. A girl who doesn't get black out drunk. A girl with self respect. A girl who can carry on a conversation. A girl I can do nothing with and have a blast doing it. A girl who will play in the rain with me.

Pennywise the Dancing Clown
A bunch of random shit..

Vanessa Carlton. I dont care if she is "Making her way Downtown." Seeing her on the flat bed truck playing piano initiates a gag reflex. That is hands fucking down the worst song ever made. Jack Johnson. Stupid surfer-folk bullshit got old after I heard about Bubbly Toes two or three times. Yet he keeps the shit machine a'rollin and keeps cranking out music for idiot college jocks to listen to while they date rape. Stop the date rape cycle Jack.. Please? Just walk away.. Beyonce so I can get her some anti seizure meds. Every time I see her dance I think she is going to start foaming at the mouth and go catatonic. Fuck Sean Paul and fuck his "Dutty Rock." Ten seconds of that makes me want to stanb my ear drums Sarah Silverman.. Cause shes fucking amazing And cool ass people.. The few that are out there. No girls who refer to themselves as a "Princess"."
Natalie Portman.. The hottest woman alive

Kate Beckinsale

And the funniest woman on the Planet.. Sarah Silverman

Music:

Current Favs
The Pixies
Rainer Maria
The Blood Brothers
Mando Diao
Rilo Kiley
At the Drive In
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
Sweet

What do people love and hate about you?
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DOB
Favourite Color
People love you because Are the greatest person in the world
But people dislike that you.. Have bad taste in music
You can improve by Well, You can't

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Television:

Court TV!, National Geographic, Discovery Channel (MYTHBUSTERS), TLC, Dicovery Health, Disocvery Times, The History Channel, Animal Planet

Heroes:

My mom
Your results:
You are Dr. Doom Dr. Doom 83% Magneto 83% Apocalypse 78% Lex Luthor 73% Juggernaut 68% Catwoman 66% The Joker 64% Riddler 61% Mr. Freeze 56% Green Goblin 52% Two-Face 52% Dark Phoenix 51% Poison Ivy 50% Mystique 48% Venom 45% Kingpin 38% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
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My Blog

A message to 95% of males in this country

Professional sports are fucking worthless. Who cares if some ignorant ass clown can throw a ball further than you can? Who cares if some idiot who barely has the IQ to work at the Wendy's drive thru c...
Posted by You're Killin me Smalls on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:09:00 PST

Paris Je T'Aime

Is finally fucking playing around here. I haven't been to a movie in forever and I need to see it. I need a movie followed by Chipotle night. It sounds wonderful. Who wants to ...
Posted by You're Killin me Smalls on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:34:00 PST

domo arigato fucktard

1. Are you smiling?like a fucking fat kid at a buffet2. When is the last time you met someone new?At the gang bang last night3. What is irritating you now?when people bid one dollar over the previous ...
Posted by You're Killin me Smalls on Sat, 26 May 2007 04:08:00 PST

Why I'm not having kids

People are fucking dumbfounded when I tell them that I don't want kids.. Haha. Well folks, let me explain.The biggest problem I have with having a kid is.. Well.. I fucking hate stupid p...
Posted by You're Killin me Smalls on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:27:00 PST

The biggest waste of time nostalgia blog ever

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Posted by You're Killin me Smalls on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:12:00 PST

My day

I woke up late. Like 2:30 and shit. I missed a call from a lady friend so I called her back. No big deal. I decided to do laundry... And let me tell you.. Laundry is a huge undertaking here at t...
Posted by You're Killin me Smalls on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:36:00 PST

I can't get enough...

If you take her seriously you are an idiot ...
Posted by You're Killin me Smalls on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:36:00 PST

Milk

I was at Walmart the other night and, as always, people astound me with their brain power. I was behind this thug guy in line and as the cashier was ringing up his milk he said:"Yo yo, hold up.&...
Posted by You're Killin me Smalls on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:26:00 PST

A series of thoughts

1)Why do men of all ages feel the need to bond while watching sports? It became apparent to me while watching them at work that friendships are formed and kept through the sharing of stats and g...
Posted by You're Killin me Smalls on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST

A wonderful story about Walmart......... :)

I wrote and posted this story twice yesterday but Myspace ususally works about as well as a NES, so ya... Third try and then I'm tracking down Tom.So this little snipet of my life comes courtesy of o...
Posted by You're Killin me Smalls on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:27:00 PST