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Miss Dorky

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About Me


Lets get some things straight:

-My family comes first, I am very overprotective of them
-My boyfriend, Luke, and I have been dating for almost 4 years and 3 months -I've lived in Southern California my whole life
-I have my belly button pierced as well as a tattoo on my left ankle
-I'm in junior college still, trying to figure out my major
-I can be the sweetest person or the biggest bitch, depending on whether I like you or not
-I am a DORK , I'm just weird, I've come to accept it
-I am clumsy, and yet I am a server....
-I like having guy friends more, less DrAmA
-I don't trust a lot of people
-I hold grudges till the very end, I shouldn't but I do
-If one simple thing bugs me about you, that thing will eat at me until I can't even stand to be in the same room as you
-I can't hide the way I'm feeling, you know by the look on my face if I'm mad, sad, etc
-Sometimes I get in moods where I don't want to talk to anyone
-I'm not big on partying anymore, partied a lot in high school
-I am VERY stubborn , even if you prove me wrong, I will still think my way is better
-I am a fanatic when it comes to my TV shows
-If I'm comfortable around you, I won't have to talk, I can just be with you
-I love the bad boys
-I am not a virgin , but I'm definitely not a slut
-I am not shy talking about stuff, I will answer almost anything
-I hate talking on the phone
-Within 5 minutes of meeting you I can figure out whether I like you or not
-I love to shop, but I don't really give a shit about the big time names
-I cuss a lot
-I am an animal lover, I started bawling when I thought I hit a raccoon
-I love dogs
-You know the type of people that every time you talk to them they have a problem? I'm the opposite, I rarely have a problem
-I have mad road rage
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My Interests



Shopping. My boyfriend. Food. Sex. Love. Friends. Comedies. Family. Animals. Tattoos. Piercings. The beach. Laying out. Flirting. Laughing. Gossiping. Kissing. Sports, especially soccer and basketball. Every basketball team except the Lakers. Music. Sleeping. Driving. Meeting new people. Traveling. Learning new things. Reading. Acting like a dork. Televison. Sunsets. Strawberries. Watermelon. Buying new things when sad. Smirnoff. Swimming. Playgrounds. Movies. Clothes. Accessories. Camping. Old friends. Gambling. Craps. Las Vegas. Old memories. Making my boyfriend happy. Making myself happy.

I'd like to meet:

.::You::.
Tipping 101: After being a server for over 2 years now, I have come upon the conclusion that people out there are too stupid to know about tipping, therefore i shall teach those of you who choose to tip horribly, and do stupid things to piss us off - THE PEOPLE THAT HANDLE YOUR FOOD. Anyways, first, tipping should be 20% or more, what if you cant afford it you may be thinking - dont fucking go out to eat at restaurants, eat fast food. Spent too much and dont have enough for the tip? Go to the ATM, that is no excuse, why should we lose money because of your stupidity, we dont work for free, and we certainly dont only work for minimum wage. Here's a little tip for all you cheap asses out there, We remember what you look like, and when you come in, we tell EVERYONE about you... Second, if you are using a credit card, believe it or not, we actually do need your credit card to charge it, we dont have everyones credit card number on file, there are steps to take before you ask for a pen to sign the slip, like hmmm, umm giving us the credit card, think people think. When you actually are smart enough to realize that you actually need to give the credit card, and when you go to write the tip in, make sure you dont end up taking both copies, and if you have, you need to slap yourself immediately, how the FUCK are we suppose to know what amount of money you left us? we could guess, but then uhhh when your statement comes and you find out its not the same amount, you think you're gonna be alright with that? I think not. thats it for right now, make sure to tip your servers correctly, otherwise we will be remembering you, like the movie "Waiting" says,"Dont fuck with the people who handle your food."

Music:



Linkin Park| Jimmy Eat World| Muse| Adema| The Transplants| No Doubt| Simple Plan| Sublime| Korn| All-American Rejects| Default| Fairview| Coldplay| Limp Bizkit| Sum41| System of a Down| Staind| Silverchair| Save Ferris| New Found Glory| Garbage| Green Day| Julianna Theory| Hoobastank| Incubus| Lit| Nickelback| Papa Roach| Radiohead| Foo Fighters| Nine Inch Nails| LuUcious

Television:

Lost/ Prison Break/ Heroes/ Traveler/ Entourage/ One Tree Hill/ Weeds/ 24/ The Bachelor/ What About Brian/ Gossip Girl/ Friday Night Lights/ The Real World/ The Office/ Laguna Beach/ Dr. 90210/ Deal or No Deal/ The Simpsons/ Bones/ The Hills/ CSI/ Desperate Housewives/ Bridezilla/ Cashmere Mafia/ Samantha Who?/ Army Wives/ Murder/ Greys Anatomy/ 'Til Death/ Southpark/ My Boys/ Big Brother/ Flip this House
Thank God for TIVO!!!

Books:

Harry Potter. He's just not that into you. Secrets of the Playboy Mansion. Why men marry bitches. Why men date bitches.