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Jerimeice

When life brings you shit, step in it!

About Me

I'm very quiet but also super outspoken I'll let you know what's on my mind. I love the finner things in life like diggin in my booty, rubbing boogers on people and a nice clean fart every once in a while. I'm not into the hanging out scene I've never been and never will be. I choose to be alone most of the time. I have a passion for helping others it always seem to make me feel better and it puts a smile on my face. I love the game of basketball and football. I love my life even when it's not going so well. I'm not a thug but I will beat yo ass. I think big bootys are a blessing from heaven up above thank you Jesus! Apples are my favorite fruit, money is something I will always want but I can live without it. I love my moms to death and I can't forget about the family with their beggin asses. I didin't forget my friends you dummies know who you are. I'm the chill out kinda guy I hate being in the spot light. I enjoy watching dvd's and banging some slowed down music. If there was one word that describes me it would have to be rare. I think liquor is really good for the soul, new socks makes my toes feel like kings,chocolate ice cream makes me happy, beaches are the best, cook me a good meal and i'll sing for you, and flowers are so pretty. I hate dumb ass people of all colors, crooked cops piss me off, stanky feet gives me a head ach, being sick sucks, deceptive people should have their ass kicked each and everyday if you asked me, and my high school bus driver needs her ass kicked too.

My Interests


Name: Jerimeice Johns
Birthdate: 09-24-1984
Birthplace: Florida
Current Location: Florida
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6 feet 4
Weight: 198
Piercings: No
Tatoos: No
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Girlfriend
Overused Phraze: DANG
FAVORITES
Food: Steak
Candy:
Number: 2
Color: Light Blue
Animal: Dog
Drink: TG Lee Juice
Alcohol Drink:
Bagel: YUK!!!
Letter:
Body Part on Opposite sex: ALL OF THEM
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mc.Donalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Both
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny Movies
Love or Money: Love mmm...Both
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever I fall asleep
Most Missed Memory: Dont have one yet
Best phyiscal feature: Smile
First Thought Waking Up: I got to pee
Goal for this year: Start my own business
Best Friends: Jarrod
Weakness: Cute girls with long hair
Fears: Bulls
Heritage: African
Longest relationship: 2 glocks and 4 bullets
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yeah
Ever Smoked: Nope
Pot: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been beaten up: Nope
Ever beaten someone up: Hell Yeah
Ever Shoplifted: Hell Naw
Ever Skinny Dipped: Fuck That Too Cold
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: DUH
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long: Long
Height: 5 feet 9 or Better
Style: Not Fat
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Cute mmm...Both
Drugs and Alcohol: None, I Guess Alcohol But No Drunk
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 5
What country do you want to Visit: Peru
How do you want to Die: In My Sleep
Been to the Mall Lately: Everyday
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nope
Get along with your Parents: Most Of The Time
Health Freak: Yeah
Do you think your Attractive: I Guess
Believe in Yourself: Sure Do
Want to go to College: Yes
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Drink: Sometimes
Shower Daily: At least 3
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: All The Time
Want to get Married: Yes
Do you want Children: Yes At Least 5 Of Them
Have your future kids names planned out: No
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Too Late
Hate anyone: Nope, Yeah That Lady At Wal-Mart

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I'd like to meet:

Some real cool peeps not someone who thinks life is a joke and don't care about their being in this crazy world? I want to meet people with personality, I also want to meet those everyday ordinary floks if there still some left out there, you know people who are still sane? Oh and if I see Buffy The Body don't run baby i'm going to give you some good good lovin.

Music:

My favorite music band is Earth, Wind, and Fire yeah I know there old but I know every song they have by heart, I really like all that old stuff I know just about every old school song comes on. 100% of the time I know who it is and how it goes. I listen to Mozart too, yeah yeah I got to get my relax on "LOL", and when I am very bored I play the piano to waste some time.

Movies:

Major Payne, Dumb and Dumber, Money Talks, any of the Matrix movies, I Might Need Security-Jamie Foxx, Drumline, Deliver Us From Eva, How High, Blue Streak, Fast and The Furious 1&2, The Negotiator, and so so many more.

Television:

Sport's Center, King of Queens, The History Channel, Life in the E.R., cooking channel, comedy central i'm watching that now, comic view, animal planet, discovery health, well anything that grabs my attention.

Books:

Really anything by Kris Nelscott she got skills if you asked me. I will read anything that has to do with black history and war. Oh yeah I love to read magazines naw let me stop lying I just look at the pictures.

Heroes:

GOD, CHRYSTAL JOHNS "AKA" MOMMA, MY FAMILY, OLD FRIENDS FROM 4TH STREET AND ALL MY BROTHERS FROM THE PROGRAM.

My Blog

The poor rich U.S.A.

Listen poor people, you must understand. The poor need to unite and take back this land. Your enemy isn't The Nation of Islam or The Klan. Your enemy is the rich, tall, catholic, man. We need to go k...
Posted by Jerimeice on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:27:00 PST