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Brittnee

I'm gonna beat your ass.

About Me



Friskie was a tasty morsel. (04/01/89 - 10/15/06)

My neurotic pussy, Merlin. (He doesn't like snow.)

DA MERLZ ?

Don't buy any foods made by Menu Foods. They torture research animals and poison your pets.

My regular blog can be found here .

My Interests

salj, the abuse stops here; bitch., 4-h, 80's music, adult swim, akron, akron university, american sign language, animal behaviour, animal diet, animal research, animals, astrology, atheism, biology, birds, cats, cattle, celtic, chickens, clawing the furniture, cocks, computing, conservation, cookiecache, crustacians, cthulhu, evolution, fish, freebsd, gay bars, gay porn, gay rights, genetics, gentoo, getting banned, getting rid of furries, goats, humping, jerkcity, kittens, laboratory, lesbian encounters, lesbians, linux, ljdrama, lmho, lobster girls, lobsters, midwest furfest, mr.skittles, napoleon dynamite, neurobiology, new york city, noelrunes, nyc, ocean, ohio, old men with money, population management, prochoice, pullets, purebred rabbits, pygmy goats, rabbit shows, rabbits, redhat, sexual encounters, sifl and olly, sign language, sluts, something awful, stairs aren't lost, stfu gabe, suse, swimming, tacoes ^__^, the butt plug of live journal, the ocean, the sea, unix, zodiac, Ë£ƒ

I'd like to meet:

SANTA CLAUSE!!!

I enjoy Xmas.

I also find amusement in wrecking e-funerals:

Music:

It is my dream in life to crash a WoW funeral on a PvP server as seen below:

Movies:

Kill Bill, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Borat, Jackass 2, Tommy Boy

Television:

The Soup, The Office, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Boondocks, Heroes, Robot Chicken, Moral Orel

My Blog

engaged etc

hello, internet, I'm getting hitched.
Posted by Brittnee on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:40:00 PST

Snow Day

It's still snowing hard...I shouldn't own animals... The rabbit enjoyed the snow......
Posted by Brittnee on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:12:00 PST

GODDAMN IT I'M DRUNK

GOD DAMN IT I'M TRYING TO DRUNK TEXT PEOPLE AND EVERYONE SIGNS OFF GODDAMN IT... EXCEPT MY PAL DARKSONG SHE'S THERE TO LISTEN TO MY DRUNK RAMBLING.  OMG I'M SO FUCKING TRASHED I HOPE I DON'T PUKE...
Posted by Brittnee on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:21:00 PST

The Burning Crusade

So I called the gaming store at the mall and I was like "HAY IF I DIDN'T PREORDER IS THERE STILL A CHANCE I CAN GET IT?!"And the fat man said over the phone: "SURE SURE JUST BE THE FIRST IN LINE AT 11...
Posted by Brittnee on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:04:00 PST

A trip to see an Old Friend.

It was warm outside....
Posted by Brittnee on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:19:00 PST

KER THUMP


Posted by Brittnee on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:31:00 PST

My Heart Will Never Mend...

Jon got me two frames loaded with pictures of Friskie from my digital camera. He also spent 5 hours digging through old pictures to find pictures of me and Friskie when we were just runts.Hawt nudes....
Posted by Brittnee on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST

Oh, Lord.

 Mark is a creepy, dorky, drama-loving shut-in.  Wit and logic don't apply to him.  He feels it's his moral obligated duty to let others know what he thinks, so he comes here to st...
Posted by Brittnee on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:19:00 PST

Happy Black Friday

So what'd you guys do today?I got hit by a car - asshole hit me with his rear-view mirror and shoved me out of the way. I'm going to file a report later today. I have witnesses.I got on some random ...
Posted by Brittnee on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:47:00 PST

pussy lips

Shane and Tiffanay are in my living room right now fighting.Shane: "I WANT TO SEE YOUR LIPS! LET ME SEE YOUR VAGINA"Tiffanay: "NO! GET OFF ME!!! I'M NOT SHOWING YOU MY LIPS!" I also ran and pulled S...
Posted by Brittnee on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:15:00 PST