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John

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About Me

Hi.My Name is john. My last name is Scheriff. I play hockey... roller to be specific, and this really needed to be updated. Beer pong is fun.. this is something i have learned this summer. I am working on establishing a dynasty, but it is hard work.SN: scoretime68Any questions feel free to ask.

My Interests

I play roller hockey. I drink Jack Daniels. Oh yeah i almost forgot... I am the only kid who drinks beer and justifies is with "For the good of the sport"

I'd like to meet:

Anyone except that rapper Little John.... He is so angry all the time...

Music:

Stuff that sounds good in the saturn basically. I have a wide range now.. from Death Cab for Cutie to Proof and back again.

Movies:

Jay and Silent bob-(fuck, fuck, fuck the police). Mall Rats (Why is that Kid riding the escalator??!). Pumpkin. Theres Something about Mary. Spiderman 1/2. I think thats pretty much it. No and clerks too (hockey on the roof?). Napoleon Dynamite(Tina Come get some ham!; Grandma says you have to leave... your ruining our lives and eating all our steak). Team America(Durka Durka Muhammed Ali). Office Space (I never really liked bills.. i dont think im gonna pay them anymore). The list goes on and on.

Television:

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Books:

Whatever is needed for school. Seriously.. who works a full time job and goes to school and reads. If you do, then you need to work harder.. or maybe begin working.

Heroes:

Denny Crane, Dan Durkin, Jack Daniels. Napoleon, Bob & Bob (who the heck is bob and bob?).New Idols: whoever can teach me stuff about life.

My Blog

Kinda good times

Holla... I love that word. Its so funny. So much drink. so little time. My day off i spent sleeping. Fuck how did that happen. People were hell bent on getting plastered, however nobody got around...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This was an extreme weekend.

Dammit Chris. Maybe well get them next time. Its all good, Gangsters like us can roll with that. lol. You missed a good time after with the bay shore kiddies. Dammit Karina. You missed a good time....
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dammit people.. work with me.

Yet another failed attempt to put together a group. Fuck. Alchohol doesnt have legs yo.. we need to crowd around it. Dammit.. maybe next saturday.
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My rant.

I need to move. Well, not really. I am growing so tired of everything . I hate people that deliberatly dump beer on a rug to look cool. I am going to miss chris kelly from sportime. I doubted him at ...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Day 3 ouch.

Well. What more is there to say other than : Fuckin sick. Hilarious. and so on. Began with me n drew at my house listening to my mom bitch about our party of only 8? kids. Then At like 930 Fradua a...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hang over... kaboom.

Well.. we all knew this day was coming. I think i have a fever and like.. well everything. Im dizzy as hell, woke up sweating like i just played a hockey game, and feel like garbage... kinda like some...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

No sleep drunk night

I discovered the power of Black Hous. It tastes like cotton candy then proceeds to a robatussin taste. Its now 5:30 and i need to be at work by 6:30. What should i do? Well here are my options : 1...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST