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About Me

Well,well, I just discovered that i can write about me AND paste a layout code! The world is my lobster. Actually being a cancerian I prefer crabs, hermit crabs being my favourite. The high of finding one on Freathy is indescribable, never mind seeing one dragging another into the sea after its shell! I love shells too. It is a recurrent dream of mine to be collecting the most beautiful shells on the most beautiful beaches. I am still hoping to get there one day! I must put in a mention here for the poor lobsters in Rick Steins Padstow 'lobster death row'. A terrible to do! On a brighter note, why is finding a tiny cowrie on a Cornish beach like finding a gold dubloon! Yes, rhetorical! I like exclamation marks too!! I can be romantic but not soppy and sentimental. I hate gush and fluffiness. I am stubborn and opinionated, selfish yet kind and caring. My emotional exterior may suggest a weak person. Drama Queen I may be, but I bet I am back to a fighting state before many. That said, I am never balanced, I blame hormones! My favourite artists are such as Renoir, Van Gogh, Monet and Samuel Palmer, to name a few. My faourite paintings are Ophelia by Millais and The Lady of Shalot by Waterhouse. I adore the poem by Tennyson, it actually makes me cry!!I love paint and expression. I am too Essex to be arty farty and too arty farty to be Essex. I can be incredibely intelligent , yet incredibley slow. Its a kind of laziness. I am a voyeur who longs to participate, but for now I will just write about it. Sometimes I am lonely, sometimes I am just bored! I can seem a naive pushover until you split the atom!!I would like to be ladylike, but my mum used to call me 'course Clara'. She is an astute and wise, no nonsesne woman, unlike my dad, who I can wrap around my little finger. You just light the touchpaper and wait for the flame to die. Hey, they made me!!! I ONLY SAID BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF! Lorraine will go to jail for ...
Making sweet love to a religious symbol
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Aurora Borealis, St. Francis of Assisi and the man who can cope with me. I DO NOT want to meet men from Turkey or Africa or anywhere else who wish to hold my hand and gaze at the stars and love me forever, unless they want a hatchet in their head!!. jeeezzzz!!!! AND I DO NOT WANT 'FUN' WITH A YOUNGER MAN, THANKING YOU!!! >

My Blog

A Poem as I aint Writ in a Bit!

I got what you said and taIt's nice to know that I do matterFrom one second to the next I don't know what's comingBut as long as my heart beats I'm still in the running.Wise up, fix up, get out of bed...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 08:09:00 GMT

Mudkiss do Dun2Def

 Lorraine - Ferret, you are a well recognised face on the scene and have guested with many other bands, recently a mate of mine commented that he always thought you looked really miserable until the l...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:47:00 GMT

I get to chat to Steve Harley :-))

Banned from access to a little sister was always going to be irresistibly inviting, especially on days off sick from school. Amongst The Who, Pink Floyd, Be-Bop Deluxe, The Beatles and The Sensational...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:43:00 GMT

C'mon Feel The Noise with Noise Agents.

Self labelled VIPs (Volume, Integrity, Pride) new Gloucestershire band, Noise Agents, are hard at work producing songs to blast any stagnating brain cells into spasms this coming year. Known simply as...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 08:02:00 GMT

MUDKISS BOOK OF INTERVIEWS OUT NOW!

Mel has been busy collating our Mudkiss interviews of 2008 into the fanzine's first ever book format, 350 pages, £9.99+ p&p, available from lulu . Big, excited thanks to Mel for all her hard work and ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 16:50:00 GMT

Mudkiss in ur Eye! Interview with Leeson of Neck

Lorraine - You played with Shane McGowan in The Popes in the early 90s, did you get on well, did you have a craic? J...... ..Leeson - I didnt have crack with him. The rest of the band did! (Laughs)....
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:17:00 GMT

Stand Up for The Yalla Yallas

With a great new single out now, I caught up with Rob Galloway and Dempsey of Leeds Punk Band The Yalla Yallas: LORRAINE: Rob, what's this I hear about you throwing yourself all over the shop? (Laug...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:58:00 GMT

Tim V of Sham 69 tells us what he’s all about!

  Lorraine:  Tim, you first formed a band, The Strangers, in 1977. Can you tell us what inspired you to do so and what those early days meant for you?For me those days were like an orgasm th...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:36:00 GMT

My Good Self and Garry Bushell

When you first agreed to do the interview I thought I had better do some research to extend my knowledge beyond that of the Garry Bushell we used to know back in the days of gigs at the Electric ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:08:00 GMT

I catch up with Lizzi Lastic of Dirty Love

I had the immense pleasure of catching Dirty Love back in March at Canning Towns very own BH2. What a scream indeed! If you are looking for some red hot, sassy, in your face, fun packed, fe...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:38:00 GMT