[HWG]

I'm a downtown DC native and a there-and-back-again Maryland Terrapin. I basically do my best to impersonate Alex P. Keaton for a living. In my free time I tend to sleep too much, watch too many movies, don't hit bars enough, and occationally do creative writing/graphic/web design. I guess I'm open to making friends and meeting new people so feel free to leave comments on my pics and posts. By the way, I only accept friend requests from people I've actually met in person (except for Jennifers of the world), so don't take any rejections personal. Almost forgot... M-A-R-Y-L-A-N-D, Maryland Will WIN!
AOL IM: The HWG
"So, for me, meeting girls takes work. I'm not the kind of guy women giggle over at a bar or want to take home when they're feeling drunk and crazy. I can't offer them a piece of my fame and bragging rights like a rock star or cocaine and a mansion like so many other men in Los Angeles. All I have is my mind, and nobody can see that." – Neil Strauss
"Think big, think positive. Never show any sign of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear, that's the other guy's problem. Nothing can prepare you for the unbridled carnage you are about to witness -- the Super Bowl, the World Series. Pressure? Here it's kill or be killed. Make no friends and take no prisoners. One minute you're up half a million, the next - boom - your kids don't go to college and you've lost your Bentley." – Trading Places