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parody

you are not your fucking khakis

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i am not in love with the following: hello kitty, bats, brass knuckles, gory photoshop fonts, MAC makeup, forever 21, bird-like hair that looks like the beauty store took a shit on your head, pre-tightened black pants and jeans, bullet belts, hair extensions, snake bites and especially marijuana. Anyone who says "blazing it" is a huge part of their life has lost my respect. SORRY.
i am very intellegent.
i am compassionate, observant, astute and keen.
i am a pacifist and environmentalist.
i am a level-headed problemsolver.
i am affable and amiable, so go for it.
i am a great listener and an articulate speaker.
i am nothing in particular.
i believe in love/true love/being in love.
i believe everything has a reason and everyone a purpose.
i believe in free will as well as free thought and speech.
i believe imperfections are the most valuable traits of today.
i believe in myself . . .
i have the power to influence, and i use it often.
i have opinions that i voice when appropriate.
i have inalienable rights.
i have faith in optimism and the ability to change for the better.
i have a mind, and it intimidates people.
i have the resolute desire to succeed and overcome all else.

My Interests

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"The virtue in most request is conformity.
Self-reliance is its aversion.
It loves not realities and creators, but names and customs.
Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music:

dickies
depeche mode
circle jerks
violent femmes
devo
joy division
adolescents
shakira
afi
the specials
no doubt
soad
the cure
bright eyes
morrissey & smiths
b-52s
capricorns
aqua
beastie boys
strokes
unicorns
nelly furtado
u2
adam ant
weezer
hot hot heat
b movie
dramarama
gorillaz
lkfm
usher
beyonce
spice girls
nine inch nails
oasis
sublime
cyndi lauper
pharell
missing persons
prince
fiona apple
tsol
agent orange
hives
offspring
pretenders
living end
buzzcocks
vibrators
descendents
misfits
adicts
new order
generation x
interpol
nirvana
the bravery
ratm
pearl jam
she wants revenge
foofighters
radiohead
r.e.m.
smashing pumpkins
peter bjorn & john
outkast
red hot chili peppers
etc.

Movies:

Snatch
Almost Famous
Stranger Than Fiction
High Fidelity
Swordfish
Fight Club
The Italian Job
Jackass 1&2
As Good As It Gets
Shawshank Redemption
American History X
Liar Liar
Rush Hour 1&2
Anchorman
Dumb and DumbeR
The Girl Next Door
Dodgeball
The Waterboy
Little Nikki
Eternal Sunshine
40 Days and 40 Nights
Keeping the Faith
Along Came Polly
The Break Up
Swingers
Knocked Up
Eurotrip
How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days
10 Things I Hate About You
She's All That
Lords of Dogtown
Ice Age
Monsters Inc.
Xmen
The Omen
Stigmata
Detroit Rock City
Little Miss Sunshine
Love, Actually
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Austen Powers 1,2&3
Unusual Suspects
American Beauty
Old School
What Lies Beneath
Disturbia
Blades of Glory
The Animal
The Others
etc.

Heroes:

my seeeester

my babies ♥

bestestest friend

tall guy ♥

true friend

sammmm bear

mah sexy gf