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erica

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About Me

I'm that obnoixious girl in the corner with a monster in my hand. I'm friends with that blonde headed girl who is just as irritating. I'm the girl who will walk down Market and 7th to say, "I got a dollar in my pocket and I got shoes on, I'm doing better than this guy". I have those hot friends who put up with my farts and asshole remarks. I play one mean guitar and the score at the bar, there is a god damn line of men waitin for their chance. I can bench press a car. I'm an ex-football star, plus degrees from both harvard and yale. I designed the Sears tower, I make two grand an hour. I own a house on the hill with a red water bed, that puts hugh heffnor's mansion to shame.

My Interests

wine tasting, noelle bidegainberry, stealing signs, listening to 80s music, brownies, armenian bread from katrinas house, getting cocktails in me, start a fire in someones kitchen, go to sea world and take my pants off, flicking off little girls, my leather bound books, apartment that smells of rich maghony, the SUNSET, bitches and hoes, monsters..the drinks and the people, Tralier Trash, sandwichs, you me and three of my buddies, we can just hang out have a good time with D.V.D.A, thats the topper. Cheerios are pretty good, Turkey is the bomb. Math Club rocks. South park, trey and matt, jay and sibob, tyler durden, roberts motel, the beach, sleeping, throwing things at children

I'd like to meet:

I'm not too into meeting people

Music:

Journey, Boston, Asia, Styx, Blue turtle Seduction, Johnny Cash, the vandals, Alkaline Trio, Modest Mouse, 5 man electrical band (but only that song about signs), Bob Dylan, Pink floyd, millencolin, sublime, Treephort, reel big fish, kansas, Flogging molly, Dropkicks. Morris day and the mother fuckin time

Movies:

Anchorman, Blow, Boondock Saints, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Dogma, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Empire Records, Fight Club, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Mallrats, Office Space, Old Skool, Pulp Fiction, Requiem: For A Dream

Television:

Arrested Developement, Family Guy, Mad Tv, The OC, That 70s Show, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, South Park like amallfucker

Heroes:

meagan because she would push me down a flight of stairs to prevent a pregnancy, noelle because she thinks im hilarious, katrina because she has killer food at her house, natalie because she is always pissed off and throws things, ghazy because without her i would have no one to offend, kayla because she love the sunset, seniores and snadwichs, gina because she has big hair, the little kid who got a lady bug stuck in his ear, fucking jay and silent bob, represent. Milton because that swingline was pretty nice