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Jason McDanzig

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



I'm Jason McDanzig and this is pretty much me...in no particular order
I hate everything (probably even you too)
The things I do like are few and far between. They include... stuff from the '50s and '30s, Comic books, any of Glenn Danzig's 3 bands, MMA and some boxing/kickboxing (Wanderlei Silva being my favorite proffesional fighter, Win lose or draw), Zombies (but not vampires), Your mom, Serial Killers (my favorite being Ed Kemper...if you don't know who he is, look it up), Old horror movies, Movies with Al Pacino, Russell Crowe or Christian Bale in them, Vikings, Cats, Viking-Cats, Uma Thurman (mmm....Uma), Mosh Pits and Push Pits, Yuengling, apparently Unicorns (just for Danielle) and me above all else.
I'm dating Chrissy Bullard. She's my vampire-mermaid. If I ever break up with her I'm going to kill her and take her eyes, put them in a jar and keep them forever. I like them that much.
I draw alot of stuff...whatever I feel like drawing. Don't ask me to draw something for you because I probably won't. But leave me comments about mine because I love praise.
I hate Guitar Hero, I think its retarted. Go learn to play a real guitar that doesn't go "clunk clunk clunk clunk clunk".
I hate it when people don't know the difference between you're and your, to and too, a and an. But I'm not a grammar nazi.
If you are a baby and have candy...I will more than likely take it.
I believe Adam West really is really Batman.
I take care of my disabled mom.
I have a bad case of insomnia.
I'm no Christian, I give praise to Odin, the all father. I plan on going to Valhalla not your silly "heaven". If it's good enough for the Norsemen it's good enough for me!
Despite the above statement, if I could meet anyone who ever existed, it'd probably have to be Jesus.
I hope to meet Glenn Danzig and Wanderlei Silva before I die.
I'm pretty much an open book. If there's anything else you want to know about me, all you've got to do is ask and I'll tell you.
You can get me on AIM at Samhain873
Dance, my little monsters, to those tastey jams!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Stuck up assholes and people with name dropping skills are a plus. Also, people who will give me money. Maybe even you, but hotter. And no more damn Lumbees.

Also, maybe someone to be my Arch-Nemesis, I could use a good Supervillain or two in my life. I'm accepting applications.



My Blog

Solid Snake is so badass

He almost makes me want to start smoking.
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:58:00 GMT

blog blog blog blog blog!

I havn't messed with this in a while.  I'm bored.  I can't sleep.  So it sounds like something to do. So what I been up to other than not wasting my life on myspace?  For starters ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:13:00 GMT

A Chronicle of My Insmonia/Stuff I draw while I can't sleep at night(updated Jan 27th)

January 27th The Joker from the old batman movie December 29th The Joker from the new batman movie   (November 27th) Jim Morrison (incomplete) (October 22) Batman (October 18th) Captain ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:44:00 GMT

Typical reasons for being thrown out of Danzig

Typical reasons for being thrown out of Danzig you have a different opinion than Glenn Danzig you have the same opinion as Glenn Danzig you are in the band and mess something up you are in the ban...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 22:38:00 GMT

Blogs? We don’t need not stinkin’ blogs!

So yeah, I write these things out to get some of the shit thats been on my mind off of my mind.  I only do it from time to time, and I started because of the advice of one of my friends.  I ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:56:00 GMT

I always tell the truth, even when I lie

Its funny how one little conversation can completely change your point of view about something.  One minute you feel like you would do anything in the world for someone but all it takes is one co...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:58:00 GMT

JASON McDANZIG MOTHERFUCKER!

Well, I wrote somethin a little longer than this, but then the internet decided to say "FUCK YOU!" and not work.  I finally got over this whole insomnia thing I think.  I'm not taking anymor...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:06:00 GMT

Fuck you Zantac!

Ok, as some of you know I have a ridiculously bad case of Acid Reflux (well, not exactly, I have something else but the name slips my mind at the time but the symptoms are pretty similar)&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:27:00 GMT

Kinda strange coming from me

I've always considered myself a very open person, and rarely do I NOT speak my mind (if you're reading this you probably already know that), but have you ever just felt theres so much you want to say ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:50:00 GMT

When I grow up I wanna be Mark Hunt!

He actually won this fight.  The guy blocks with his head, I can do that.  His head has to be made on concrete and stuff.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 21:50:00 GMT