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Reid

This is your life and it's ending one second at a time.

About Me


If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

My Interests


trucks
Baseball
music
♥Ali♥

I'd like to meet:

anyone

Music:

10 Years, 3 Doors Down,

30 Seconds to Mars,
AFI ,
A Heart Well Ending, A New Hope, A Static Lullaby, AThorneForEveryHeart, The Academy Is..., [Action, Action], The After Effect, The All-American Rejects, Alien Ant Farm,

Alkaline Trio ,

Alexisonfire, Allister, And Then I Turned Seven, Angels&Airwaves, Armor For Sleep, As I Lay Dying, At the Drive-In, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Bayside, Bleed the Dream, Bleeding Through,

Blindside ,

Blink-182, Bloc Party, Blood Brothers,

Blue October ,

Bon Jovi, Boys Night Out, Brad Paisley, Brand New, The Bravery, Breaking Benjamin, Bright Eyes, Bullet for My Valentine, Bush,

Cauterize ,

Chevelle, Counting Crows,

Cradle of Filth ,

Creed, Cursive, Cute is What We Aim For, Daphne Loves Derby,

Dashboard Confessional ,

Death Cab For Cutie, The Deftones, The Distillers, Disturbed, Drowning Pool,

Bob Dylan,

The Eagles,

Emery,

Eminem, Eve6, Everlast, Fall Out Boy, Finch,

The Foo Fighters ,

FM-Static, The Fray, From Autumn To Ashes, From First To Last, Fuel, Funeral For A Friend,

The Goo-Goo Dolls ,

Garth Brooks , Gym Class Heros, Hawthorne Heights, Halfsmile, Hidden In Plain View, Hinder, The Honorary Title, Hot Hot Heat, Idiot Pilot, Incubus, Inkwell, Interpol, Jacks Mannequin, James Blunt, Jinxed, The Jonbenet, June, Kid Rock, The Killers, Killswitch Engage, Linkin Park, Live, Madcap, Mashlin,

Matchbook Romance ,

The Misfits, Minus My Thoughts, Motion City Soundtrack, My Chemical Romance,

New Found Glory ,
Our Lady Peace ,

Panic! At The Disco,

Pearl Jam ,
Pink Floyd ,

Placebo, The Postal Service,

Quietdrive ,

Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Relient K,

Rise Against ,

Rory, Saosin,

Say Anything ,

The Scene Aesthetic, Secondhand Serenade, Senses Fail, Seether, Sex Pistols, Silverstein, Simple Plan, The Sleeping, Snow Patrol,

Something Corporate ,

SoulFly,

The Spill Canvas ,

Spitalfield, Staind, The Starting Line, Story of the Year, Straylight Run, The Subways, Sum 41, Sugarcult, Switchfoot, System of a Down,

TAKING BACK SUNDAY ,

Theory of a Dead Man, Therefore I Am, Thin Dark Line, Third Eye Blind, This Day and Age, Thrice, Thursday, Trapt, UnderOath, The Used, Verve Pipe,

The Wall Flowers ,

Weezer.

Movies:

what dreams may come, lord of war, the butterfly effect, donnie darko, the perfect score, harold and kumar go to white castle, american pie, eurotrip, 40 year old virgin, the notebook, fight club, Grandma's Boy, Silent Hill, Failure to Launch, Wolf Creek, Gone In 60 Seconds, Saw, SawII, SawIII, The Crow, The Crow II, Pay it Forward, V for Vendetta , inside man, X-Men, X-Men II, X-Men III, The Prestige, Constantine, Glory.
300

Television:

House
Boston Legal
Scrubs

Books:

By Chuck Palahniuk:
Fight Club
Choke
Lullaby
Haunted
Survivor
Diary
Invisible Monsters
Rant
The Mists of Avalon
Eragon
Finnegan's Wake
The Lord of the Rings
You Don't Know Me
A Million Little Pieces
Crank
THE DRAGON PRINCE TRILOGY:
Dragon Prince
Star Scroll
Sunrunner's Fire
DRAGON STAR TRILOGY:
Stronghold
The Dragon Token
Skybowl
The DaVinci Code
Angels & Demons
THE SWORD OF TRUTH: by Terry Goodkind
Wizards First Rule
Stone of Tears
Blood of the Fold
Temple of the Winds
Soul of the Fire
Faith of the Fallen
The Pillars of Creation
Naked Empire
Debt of Bones
Chainfire
Phantoms
THE WHEEL OF TIME: by Robert Jordan
Eye of the World
The Great Hunt
The Dragon Reborn
The Shadow Rising
The Fires of Heaven
Lord of Chaos
A Crown of Swords
The Path of Daggers
Winter's Heart
Crossroads of Twilight
Knife of Dreams
New Spring
ALSO BY ROBERT JORDAN:
The Fallon Blood
The Fallon Pride
EARTHS CHILDREN:
Clan of the Cavebear
The Valley of Horses
The Mammoth Hunters
The Plains of Passage
DUNE:
Dune
Dune Messiah
Children of Dune
God Emperor of Dune
Heretics of Dune
Chapterhouse: Dune
The Face, One Door Away From Heaven, From the Corner of His Eye, False Memory, Fear Nothing, Seize the Night, Mr. Murder, Dragon Tears, Hideaway, Cold Fire, The Bad Place, Midnight, Lightning, Watchers, Strangers, Twilight Eyes, Darkfall, Phantoms, Whispers, The Mask, The Vision, The Face of Fear, Nigh Chills, Shattered, The Voice of the Night, The Servants of Twilight, The House of Thunder, The Key to Midnight, The Eyes of Darkness, Shadowfires, Winter Moon, The Door to December, Dark Rivers of the Heart, Icebound, Strange Highways, Intensity, Sole Survivor, Ticktock, The Funhouse, Demon Seed, Odd Thomas , The Taking, The Garden, Give a Boy a Gun, Nailed.

Heroes:

TYLER DURDEN

Bo Jackson
James Joyce
Albert Einstein
Joe Mauer
My Dad
Jackie Robinson
Thomas Jefferson
Mrs. Theil
Mark Cuban