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Incongblonde-o

what kind of stuff do you art?

About Me

i live life. i walk on 2 feet. i eat and drink. i get worked up very easily, i call it passion. i can be a pain in that ass but i am still quite loveable. i some times get a bad attitude but i am ultimately an optimist, boarderline idealist. i also like to show duality and state the obvious. i am over all a happy person and i like that.

My Interests

my orange kids. people watching. body language. quarkiness. family&friends. photography. animals. music. movies...films i mean. history. learning. random/horrible/dry humor. laughing. being alone. being a kid forever. cutting corners. paying attention to detail. gossip. douchey guys. storytelling. listening to people. fart/poop/vagina jokes. making people smile. love. moving out of FL. Florida. TV. food. how to be a happy person. human behavior in general. day dreaming. tattoos. huge hoop earrings. orange soda.

I'd like to meet:

humble people, with healthy self-esteems. people that laugh at my jokes and i laugh at theirs. reliable people that know how to have fun. sexy people that don't have meaningless sex. chicks with dicks. princes that go slumming.

Music:

in recent rotation: guided by voices, mark ronson, feist, rilo kiley, the new pornographers, elliott smith, ect.

Movies:

hedwig and the angry inch, ed wood, cry-baby, serial mom, the royal tanebaums, rushmore, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, better off dead, the red violin, audition, adaptation, natural born killers, i

Television:

Will and Grace ( not a bad joke in the show), Lost, SCRUBS!!!!, Law and order, top chef, sex and the city, the daily show, the colbert report, intervention, and lots of other garbage that will pollute my brain more than all the pot i've smoked.

Books:

books are for people with attention spans. the last three books i read were written by david sedaris.

Heroes:

john waters, robert pollard, spike lee, michel gondre, charlie kaufman, my mom, durrrrr!

My Blog

new discovery!

i am allergic to avacados!!!!!!!!!! i know it's earth shattering news!!!!! just take some deep breaths. n-yeah i know i need to get a life.love y'all.
Posted by Incongblonde-o on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 04:05:00 PST

i saw superman.

i want to have sex with him.  do you think he is packin?
Posted by Incongblonde-o on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:41:00 PST

root canal part 1

i got the first part of my root canal today and it went good.  i am tough bitch WHAT!  ha.  my mouth is crazy numb right now and i sound funny.  today is the prettiest day ever.&nb...
Posted by Incongblonde-o on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:37:00 PST

myspace makes me hate people and/or feel sorry for them.

hey i sometimes do a little lurking on myspace, but i am not guilty of anything that anyone reading this isnt. i sometimes stumble upon really disturding profiles. (not like that old dude eating out ...
Posted by Incongblonde-o on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 06:18:00 PST

it could be worse

i hate every man that i liked/loved, they make my life shitty for a bit and i frankly dont fucking like dealing with it. well that's life...i will get over it and i will one day meet a guy that i lik...
Posted by Incongblonde-o on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 08:06:00 PST

champion's bday night .1 (pics)

there are more but i am lazy...stay tuned for matt baber in a dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 nicole...
Posted by Incongblonde-o on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

when magazine making goes bad.

when i am on staff...when people making the mag. dont talk for an extented period of time and then yell at each other...stoners on staff...cutting out "provacative," thought- provoking artwork, which ...
Posted by Incongblonde-o on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sjfljasfdl;kfdsldkfs

drunk and awesome.
Posted by Incongblonde-o on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why do they

who knows?
Posted by Incongblonde-o on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my car is dead and i have a dead skin goatee

so i crashed my beloved rolla (carolla), well actually this douche bag thought it would be a good idea to drive in front of me and then i clipped the rear of his car. it was quite scary, my airbags e...
Posted by Incongblonde-o on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST