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Mrs.Monk in da house!

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About Me

My underwear is on its way to a smaller size but my shoes keep getting greener. Look out! Women who have kids close together are off their rockers. if not before they chose to have kids, then definatley after. Im 3 years away from 30 and Im on a mission. my husband's hot and my kids are cute. What more could I ask for? My friends are nuts but keep me highly entertained. I do have cable and I love hand me downs. I want to pay off all of are debts. get to work papa, mama needs a new pair of boobs. Just call me the bi-polar bitch! Why didnt anyone ever tell me about the psychiatrist before. Anywho just trying to make it day to day. I need to blow this popcicle stand and get the hell outa dodge!

My Interests

reading, movies, my family and trying to get debt free.

I'd like to meet:

JESUS,Dr. Phil for a few sessions and chuck liddell. OPPS! I cant forget that sexy beast KID ROCK!

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Music:

Bring it on. I love mostly anything. No heavy metal. The 80's are good and so on down the line. I love country music, Kenny chesney, The Judds, Conway, Jonny Cash, Randy Travis. How about lynard skynard and all of the other scumbag rockers. Old scool rap and the 80's hairbands. Oh, and my husbands rap songs that he makes up.

Movies:

Blood in blood out, Drop dead fred, four rooms, free way, labrynth, urban cowboy, every which but loose, The gospel of john, dirty dancing, cinderella and walk the line.

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Television:

Dr.Phil (all you people know you need it),Greys anatomy, What about Brian, Desperate housewives, Wife swap and super nanny (and all of you who are parents with the misbahavors should probably catch that one also).my new fave compliments of shanna wee is Rob and big. Bill keller but his show got canceled. holler back when you get a new slot Bill. Rescue me. court T.V., The Hills

Books:

Unlike my husband I can read. Im back in the saddle again on the reading. Always parenting books. I dont want my kids to turn out like I was or like any of the other annoying kids I know. I still cant stand bratty kids who dont mind their parent so I have to make sure I dont create one. To all of you who have them I would suggest that you also wisen up and look into the parenting books. Please do eveyone a favor. A good one is "How to love your child" Sounds pretty simple but im sure none of you know how too. Bottom line is to set a good example. Expect you kids to do exactly what you do. If you are a drunk ,drug addict, a person with poor values, theif or if you have a prison number behind your name expect this same behavior from your child. i have been all of these accept for a convict but praise the lord for me seeing the light. If you know this and continue to have bad behavior You are a poor excuse for a parent and you are selfish. At least give your kids a shot. If they still turn out bad at least you can say you tried your hardest.

Heroes:

All of the women who give birth with no epidural. People with more than 1 kid. Norm Haney, He has helped through so much. Also my two Dads who are complete opposites but have been there for me. I also need to add Ricky B. in the hizouse. He has helped me to get to where I am today. Not to forget whispering Danny. He is a one of a kind. He is also a huge influence to me and my husband and alot of others Im sure. I have to add my husband back to this list. I admire his heart and sense of humor. He has taught me alot. Imagine that. Also step-moms. They are too underated. They put up with alot and get nothing in return. Its a bum deal. Im on my second and last go round with that. But you make the best out of it and ask god for the strength to deal. Enemies are underrated also. If you think about it they are their for us to learn from. If you cant get along with them then just pray for them even if you cant stand it. It gets easier with time.

My Blog

DRUNK DRIVERS!

This is too the drunks who think its a good idea to drive after drinking. I think you are selfish idiots who should try taking cabs or going to closer bars. Plan these things ahead of time. Once ...
Posted by Mrs.Monk in da house! on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:53:00 PST

CHILDISH!

First off. I dont go to your pages and have my friends leave comments. So you ladies are the ones who need to grow up. My page is for my friends only. If you leave comments then I will respond however...
Posted by Mrs.Monk in da house! on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:22:00 PST

whispering jess

Whispering jess has gotton very demanding lately. she has also picked up cussing. she likes to buy furniture on craigs list and find roomates in the pitch weekly. Sometimes she gets her hair done by A...
Posted by Mrs.Monk in da house! on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:27:00 PST

To the baby mamas

It must be said. If you are a baby mama take this advice. Lets start with crap talking on your baby daddy's woman. Dont do it! It makes you look like a psycho chick and it confuses you child...
Posted by Mrs.Monk in da house! on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:04:00 PST

aunt rock

liza rock likes to talk. sometimes she goes out to strip clubs and runs into all of her ex boyfriends. she smokes newport 100's and takes shots of petrone. Liza likes to strip but aspires to be a bart...
Posted by Mrs.Monk in da house! on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:14:00 PST

mrs.long

Missy mae long. She enjoys drinking beer, walmart and nelle belles. She likes to have other peoples dogs over to play. She sucks turtle water out of her tanks on a daily basis. She used to go by the n...
Posted by Mrs.Monk in da house! on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:00:00 PST

shanna wee

oh where do I begin. Shanna wee is not wee at all. She is really about 6 feet tall. she likes to drink beer and if you hang around long enough she will call you a bitch or cunt. Shanna wee enjoys roof...
Posted by Mrs.Monk in da house! on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

Jessica

Jessica is my best friend! YEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW!! Im soooooo excited to tell everyone that. She is a bit of a party animal and likes to drink on the job. she is a work-a-holic and likes to wear hig...
Posted by Mrs.Monk in da house! on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:02:00 PST