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About Me

Far too dreamy and typically over-emotional, but I hide it very well. Frequently happy, and often rushed. I'm also going to have my own buisness some day. I can't tell you about it cuz then I'd have to cut off your tongue.I wish I could draw just freakin cool like."Spending time alone is crucial for personal growth - and offers us many things. It is an act of self-love and self-esteem. You get to know yourself better. You create the space to open your heart to yourself and explore what you really want, need, or feel about things. Spending time alone helps you maintain healthy personal boundaries and assists you in developing your individuality. It lets you reflect on who you are, what you are doing, and where you are going in your life." Yep.And remember that whatever hits the fan is not always distributed evenly.

My Interests

HAHAHAHA laugh of the moment : fire crotch HAHAHAHAHA

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the person in charge of creating this chili powder that I used in an entire crockpot of chili... Then I'd smear dog shit on his tongue....

Music:

I like it all but I couldn't tell you what most of it is because I'm not so great at keepin track. I basically find out who it is long enough to get it on a cd.

Movies:

Mostly movies I've seen 80,000 times because they're old. I'm too impatient to sit in the movie theatre.

Television:

TV is mostly lame these days, if I wanted to watch reality t.v., I'd go sit somewhere in public. It would be more interesting since it is right there happening in front of my eyes. I saw a 'coulda been' Jerry Springer episode on the street at a festival a couple months ago. Some fat chic and her toothless boyfriend pushing a baby stroller with dirty children, and the toothless dude and this chics hillbilly dad yelling obcenities at eachother. I thought they were all gonna get naked and scrap.

Heroes:

JAMES.... and Stewie Griffin of course.

My Blog

Fact is

FYI: The whole camping trip I spoke of in previous bloggery is actually JUNE 6th through the 8th, NOT JULY. Other facts about right this moment: I'm super jittery from coffee, and nervous f...
Posted by baked jello on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:41:00 PST

my puss puss

Im talking about my feline with 4 legs sicko. But I think she practices lesbianage. She's always trying to see me in the buff. Her excuse is that I'm holding up the bathroom too long and she has ...
Posted by baked jello on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:19:00 PST

Gung ho

Gung-ho is a phrase taken from the Chinese Language. Meaning industrial worker's cooperative, in the Chinese Industrial Coop and later spread to other parts of China during the WW2 year...
Posted by baked jello on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:27:00 PST

alrighty then.

So it’s been a while... I got sick of babbling my lame-o life drama since I was having creative block about crap to write about. Which I still am, I’m just currently bored. Please don&rsq...
Posted by baked jello on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:44:00 PST

Birthday Blues

I had a small range of people go out of their way to at least celebrate my birthday with me, or send me some love. Not my now Ex boyfriend. He texted me happy birthday while he was an hour away eating...
Posted by baked jello on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:54:00 PST

This is about poop.

I have come across so many people that make me feel lucky. I appreciate whatever is up with my stomach that makes it tough as hell so I can eat anything that I want without ending up on the toilet. I ...
Posted by baked jello on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:04:00 PST

gut feeling about this

Awesome, he ditched out on me. Just awesome. What a swell guy. ugh.
Posted by baked jello on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:51:00 PST

Are you threatening me??

I need TP for my bunghole!!! Actually I'd say I need TP for this chics mouth which doubles as a bunghole cuz so much crap comes out of it. Want to hear a story? Ok, here it goes. So there is thi...
Posted by baked jello on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:06:00 PST

So I over reacted

I'm really not single, just low on patience for human life forms right now. Watch out, I've got my chucks and I'm ready to use em' bitches. I'm going to skin my cat. She's freaking out because I mopp...
Posted by baked jello on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:17:00 PST

I’m drinkin’ a rolling rock.

Yah. To hell with my boyfriend I wonder. Fuckin' gay. I got a job every other weekend bartending at my cousins the next town over. I'm nervous, that part of my family is kinda wierd. We have equally ...
Posted by baked jello on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:35:00 PST