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.. some girls are born to make you cry ..

About Me

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ The love that follows us sometime is our trouble,
Which still we thank as love.

(Macbeth 1.6.11-2)

I say "excuse me" when I sneeze, even if no one is around.

My Interests

As a general rule, I like:

bittersweet moments
roman numerals
Glade Plug-Ins
lego
Long Island Iced Tea
the space between wrong and right
watching national spelling bees. seriously.
old school hip hop
the theatre
Shakespeare
comedy
mid-afternoon MLB games. and the beer that goes with it
Lifesavers
coincidences
hiking, or walks in general
being in complete hysterics
A&E
working with kids .. they know how to keep it real
s i m p l i c i t y
manners
a smile that can be seen through the eyes
butterflies, tummy style
playing cards
Car Rallys
washing in between my toes
languages

However, honourable mentions in the "interests" category go to:

the WPT
phone sex
homemade R-RATED adult slip n' slides
strapless bras
tan lines
cameltoe
honey mustard
grammar
Q Tips
volleyball
Exlax (as a food supplement)
palendromes
brushing my teeth in the shower
the word 'snatch' when used in the context of describing someone i dislike
the word 'sugarsnatch' when used as a term of endearment
deja vu
Monster Trucks
vegas ho's
booty calls
shiny disco balls

I'd like to meet:


Someone who feels exactly like the air does just before a storm.

And people taking care of each other for no other reason than it's the right thing to do.

Music:

nothin' gets me goin' more than a lil' d&b , hip hop , tribal and soul .
and, salt n' pepa who were, and will always be, the shit.

And, clearly, The Spill Canvas, Moraina, The Goodbye Glory, & other local bands that have the capacity to put on a rockin' show.

Movies:

Wayne's World, Sin City, Dirty Dancing, Aladdin, Billy Madison, Ten Tiny Love Stories, Wedding Crashers, Love Actually, The Upside of Anger, Dirty Love, The Fox and the Hound, American Beauty, Crash, Batman up to and including Batman Begins.

Quoting movies is also a large pasttime of mine.

Television:

Family Guy, Trailer Park Boys and Big Brother are pretty much the only shows I make a point of trying to watch each week.

And if I happen to be home during the day, Leave it to Beaver and vegetable soup are what's for lunch mang.

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Books:

Gothic Literature (some exceptions apply).

Nadja, Macbeth, Carmilla, Hamlet, Hope, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, VICE Magazine, Dracula, Paradise Lost

Heroes:

My Mum.

My Brodder .. my heart and my soul.

My Dad.

My Grins.

The Denial Pile.

Honourable Mentions:

-All of my exes.
-Jews.
-Wheat Thins.
-Trannys (tuck & tape).
-Crossing Guards.
-Sleazy broads. How you put yourselves out there as cumdumpsters day in and day out is simply mindboggling. Thank you. All of you.
-Band-Aids.
-Those who can read an entire Dickens novel in one sitting: hats off to you.
-Thai Food.
-People who offer to pay my a) cell phone, or b) Visa bill.

And Jesse, my Valentine. ♥
But, above all else, those who exercise the magic of risking everything for a dream that nobody understands but you. ..

My Blog

Mandicane for the Holidays

In light of the holiday season and gift giving, I felt it was only fair to post my WishList.  Considering there's 234 of you on my list, I felt it only necessary to make a list encompassing 234 g...
Posted by i love your heart on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:37:00 PST

scribbles

with hideous ruin and combustion down to bottomless perdition mixed with obdurate pride and steadfast hate: all is not lost; the unconquerable will, and study of revenge, immortal hate, and courage ...
Posted by i love your heart on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:14:00 PST

still, she weeps.

i can do nothing, being paralyzed by doubt. it is not the certainties which love cannot surmount, but the doubts--the terrible doubts. injure me, betray me, but only make me sure of the love, for al...
Posted by i love your heart on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 07:42:00 PST

i sat down and wept.

the words i try to force out die on air and dissolve into kisses whose chemicals are even more deadly if undelivered. i have learned to smoke because i need something to hold on to. the parchment ph...
Posted by i love your heart on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 04:38:00 PST

18 Things I DISAGREE With About Girls

ok, originally posted as 18 tips about girls, ive decided to change this to 18 things i disagree with about girls....and under the original, place why i disagree. this is because im tired of seeing th...
Posted by i love your heart on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:00:00 PST

How Deep Is Your Love For Me?

Your Love Element Is Fire In love, you are a true listener and totally present. For you, love is all about feeling more alive than you've ever felt. You attract others with your joy and passion. ...
Posted by i love your heart on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:13:00 PST

Resolution 2006: Bringing Back Old Trends

Below is a contractual synopsis of my (and my best friend Jen's) New Years Resolution. Pretty much the best resolution ever. Athankya. ======================================== The year of 2006 sh...
Posted by i love your heart on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 07:39:00 PST

Flippin do it. Or don't. W is for WHATEVER.

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we ...
Posted by i love your heart on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:36:00 PST

Do my laundry, get a blowjob.

I hate to do laundry. I hate to do laundry. No, I mean, I REALLY hate to do laundry. I've got enough clothes that I don't have need to do laundry more often than once every two months. A...
Posted by i love your heart on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:01:00 PST

Love

**a couple years ago when asked to write a small 'paper' on love, this is what Mandi came up with** Love is the leader of all my emotions. My mind acts as a prison for my emotions, and Love is the bi...
Posted by i love your heart on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:09:00 PST