My name is Quincy. One word, like Madonna or Superman. I am the top Medical Examiner for the county, city and state of Los Angeles. I collect more than a hefty paycheck, however. I wade through the mire of hospital beauracracy to expose corruption and ineptitude wherever I may find it. If I weren't such a damn, fine Doctor, I would never be able to call out this stuff to their faces. Fortunately, I am a DAMN, fine Doctor. Here, check out my disdain:
In my leisure time, I like to smoke cigars and hang out with my best friend, Tony Randall. These days, however, I cannot smoke cigars because of my throat cancer surgery and Tony Randall is dead. The good news is that most of my leisure time these days is spent on my boat drinking pina coladas and shocking my cabin boy, Roberto, with my electronic voice box.
