Leo

i am a vulgar human being. i tend to offend a lot of people by mistake or even just for fun! i come off mostly as sexist to women and i kinda am!(not really) i have a very strange sense of humor in the way that if i make a joke i don't care if i'm the only one laughing, i mean who really gives a shit if you think it's funny as long as i'm being entertained? i especially enjoy making retarded comments that piss people off, the guys in my band can tell you all about that, and yes i do have a shitty band.i love music and lots of music. music is my life and i want a career in music some day and i will make it happen one way or another. i'm not conceited and i won't tell you that i will be a rock star some day or anything like that. that's not what i mean when i say a career in music.i have a celebrity hit list and it is as follows...#1.) andy milonakis...that is all. it's a work in progress.one thing i have never understood, and i'd just like to get out of the way, is why a dude would even consider fucking a chick in her butthole. that just seems kinda gross to me, so if you're looking for anal sex then look somewhere else. some say you’re actually more likely to get pregnant that way.i'm not gay i just like homosexual humor...and i have sex with guys...not really...okay fine, only with straight dudes...and that was just once.i'm an extremely shy person and i am very quiet most of the time until I get to know you. then we'll have adventures. wild crazy fucked up adventures like you're on drugs.i also have no game.i love my friends and am very lucky to have so many real friends. i consider a real friend someone who you could get in a fist fight with and then be cool with eachother 5 maybe 10 minutes later. although i am not a violent person in any sense, i am obsessed with ufc and Brazilian jiu jitsu because it is fun as fuck. i am also obsessed with snowboarding, jim carey, ninja turtles, cheeseburgers, and stuff that rules......i go to a community college and it sucks. i totaled my car on the way out there in january of 2005 but now i have a newer sweeter car so i guess it all worked out okay. i love driving and traveling and warm or hot weather most of the time. i deliver pizzas for little caesars, so you should call and get one if you’re cool and if you're really cool i might even give you some free shit too. aim - ruckuspunk