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shane.

some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue...

About Me

-i have a thing for skinny ties and an impressive scarf collection
-my first love in life is arsenal fc
-i loves to travel, i want to get a job in brussels one day
-i hate 'lol' with a passion (don't ask)
-i have a degree in human geography which rocks!
-have lived abroad, will do again soon
-i still find chicks in converse trainers hot
-but my paul smith trainers are the best ever...
-i am obsessed with correct spelling and grammar
-i am drawn to tall chicks
-my life mirrors scrubs. loves it
-my ideal lady is susie dent (the dictionary corner on countdown)
-i miss uni days, but can't wait to be successful
-my friends and family rawk!
-like everyone else, i am addicted to music
-you want to be me...
-if you take one thing away from my page, i am an arsenal fan
Your IQ Is 160
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
oh yeah, i'm a self certified genius!
as i have spent a large part of my life studyin the wonder that is geography, i'm still inclined to care about the environment. so, NO litterin. and turn the lights off when you're not usin them! if anyone knows of any employment prospects in the environmental field, let me know! i still want to marry norah jones and make sweet music all night long....
basically, i'll let someone else write this part
"shane ur so wiikid everythin about u makes me +) we need to meet up and soon .. this is the guy .. this guy is total awesume... everyone luvs u cos ur such a fantastic person i know i aint known u for tht long but thers definatly sumfin about u tht makes everyone wna no u mor n luv every second of it.. tht wot its like for me ... its well hard startin in a new place n ur the one who is out there makin everyone feel luvd .. ok.. my trousers shud b dry by now a ... jennh x"
she can't spell her own name, but she talks sense
the two women in my life (at the mo...)
chris loves the 'roids!
my sister from another mister
i used to be relatively normal til i went to uni with these two
el poop
rockin' n rollin'

My Interests



hippos

I'd like to meet:

like to meet some interestin people (ie you cos you're lookin at my page). other than that famous talents a la norah jones (my future wife, no doubt) kristin kreuk, imogen heap, jennifer aniston, kt tunstall, susie dent, amy davidson, jo whiley, ALEXA CHUNG, rachel mcadams or avril lavigne (its the eyes). also, very much like to meet arsene wenger, brandon boyd, thierry henry, john mayer and zach braff. special shout out to my cousins across the pond nauka, tina and narvick.

gens qui peuvent parler francais (so hot!) and any of these wonderous people below

imogen heap. no wait, i've done that!

james morrison

*katy miller

Music:

i have just been listenin to the followin...

(always on the search for new artists/sounds/music)

i'm not really one for genres, but if the music is fun, insightful, laid back, serious (contradictions noted), has a good beat, danceable then i'll give it a whirl. these artists seem to have hit the nail...
incubus, frou frou, imogen heap, tegan and sara, C.S.S; the white stripes, MJ (he's a ledge), n.e.r.d; chantal kreviazuk, katy rose, mylo, lori mckenna, lifehouse, kt tunstall, kanye, heather nova, fiona apple, norah jones, green day, portishead, the pierces, the sounds, katie melua, frank sinatra (and occasional covers), maroon 5, the foo fighters, james morrison, stevie wonder, sugar hill gang, justin timberlake, ray lamontagne, cary brothers, (and anyone else zach braff uses on a soundtrack), lionel richie, the chili peppers, avril lavigne, jack johnson, joss stone, kosheen, three doors down, layo and bushwacka james morrison, john mayer, AIR, the album leaf, electric president, phoenix, thievery corporation, orson, the kooks, fallout boy, imogen heap, the white stripes, panic! at the disco, death cab, fleetwood mac (got into them late), rilo kiley, zero 7, sigur ros... i am also the proud owner of the complete works of chopin

favourite song
incubus - just a phase

favourite album
incubus - morning view, frou frou - details or either of immi's efforts

favourite music videos
Incubus - Are You In?

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and

Music - Jimmy Eat World - The Middle

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and

Panic! At The Disco - Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl...

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also zach braff really knows his music (garden state OST)

Movies:

loves the cinema. especially indie flicks. faves always bein add to, unfortunately, this list is not...
pulp fiction,
the other tarantino films i.e. reservoir dogs, jackie brown, kill bill I and II,
donnie darko,
thirteen,
any given sunday,
batman begins,
dead mans curve,
the lord of the rings trilogy,
closer,
star wars (all of em, esp ep VI),
grease,
(i loves a good singalong!),
mission impossible i and II,
top gun,
the die hard trilogy,
requiem for a dream,
spiderman I n II,
fanny hill (altho there's only one person in the world who will understand that),
Pirates of the Carribbean,
Dumb n Dumber,
American Pie(s),
Good Will Huntin,
rules of attraction (purely for the faith scene),
blair witch I and II,
LA confidential/ the black dahlia (or any cop movie set in the fifties)
the last kiss,
GARDEN STATE (love x a bazillion),

starsky and hutch,
old school,
wedding crashers,
fight club,
x-men trilo,
naked gun trilo and a third,
anythin kevin smith,
most steven sodenburgh,
se7en,
memento.....
and mean girls (so fetch).

Television:

heroes! (its the shit) simpsons, scrubs, smallville, spiderman, spooks, my name is earl, 24, 8 simple rules and my bi-weekly doses of wwe. and of course whenever arsenal are on the tv. friday nights have not been the same since frasier ended.

GUY LOVE BABY!

Books:

read so many awesome books.really enjoyed runaway jury (better than the film),deception point,the last juror, a short history of tractors in ukrainian. currently readin atomised(michel houllebecq) and diary (chuck palahnuik). tried war and peace but it's simply a door stop.fave book ever is the eleventh commandment but other than the above anythin by Mr Palahnuik or John Grisham. geniuses does not do them justice.

also need to read the times or the guardian daily so i know the world beyond my bedroom. mens health and arena every month cos its such a classy, tasteful magazine

dunno if a hooters menu counts....

Heroes:

my parents

pops back in t'day

these three, for sure

i may possibubbly love this guy (on the right!) more than my future wife...

just like that, we're goin to Paris!!

chips

me and miss jones (we had a thing goin o-o-onnn)

beckalicious work nite out

the kids' gonna break some hearts

mes famille

get off me!

to whomever that hacked my page, who the frick is nathan?

My Blog

WARNING: you will piss yourself

these just might be the funniest things i have ever seen. makes me wish i stuck with A level maths......
Posted by shane. on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:41:00 PST

a little about Shane S. Premchand...

Due to Shane Premchand, no one looks forward to the weekend anymore, they look forward to the weekend being over, and talking to him on Monday. Shane Premchand doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you...
Posted by shane. on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:04:00 PST

next stop: the hell outta here

five and a half years. thats like close to two thousand days. more scarily, its almost a quarter of my life. thats how long i have been employed at toys r us and yesterday the final curtain was closed...
Posted by shane. on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:40:00 PST

oh life can be strange ...

good and bad in so many ways and in time you will find that things are not always what they seemjames morrison - if the rain must falla choice introduction to this blog. my own interpretation is basic...
Posted by shane. on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:47:00 PST

he's done it again!

the last kiss absolutely rocks. mr braff, you are simply a genius!  ...
Posted by shane. on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

so it kicks in

thats right, our dear friend mr/miss boredom has taken over again, so its time for some more questions of randomness concluded with some other freely constructed musingsthings you might not know about...
Posted by shane. on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:08:00 PST

what is in a word....

graduate: To be granted an academic degree or diploma: Two thirds of the entering freshmen stayed to graduate. To change gradually or by degrees. To advance to a new ...
Posted by shane. on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 04:35:00 PST

one hundred things you did not need to know

100. My middle name is: S.99: I was born on: 28.09.198498. I am: a rockstar97. My eye color is: Brown96. My shoe size is: ten i think95. My ring size is: noo ideaa 94. My height is: kinda ta...
Posted by shane. on Wed, 31 May 2006 05:08:00 PST

farewell highbury, its been memorable

its not everyday that you can say that you've fulfilled a life ambition, but yesterday was one of those days....walkin to the stadiumif you got it....the greatest stadium in the world, maybe even engl...
Posted by shane. on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:14:00 PST

imogen heap @ the social 06.04.06

immi totally rocked the place. she was awesometastic and put on a fantabulous showsportin a 'frou frou' skirtshe is very talla woman of many talents (and instruments)are we havin fun yet?cool set desi...
Posted by shane. on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 07:24:00 PST