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chandler

asian people don't have slanty eyes, we're just very suspicious of everyone we look at.

About Me

working everyday until i cry or get pants-ed and decide i've had enough.

My Interests

Practicing crying in the fetal, snowboarding cleverly, the alphabet in japanese sign language, blasting music...then mooning...old people, making fun of the chinese and koreans, Lifting weights w/ the boys...and william too, Singing non-chalantly, "keepin it gangsta in full", getting after it, pistol whipping and anything to do w/ whips in general, reading books...while maintaining a hard rep., whistling, running in circles on the ground, trying to be the only living example of the word "paradise", "keeping things sexual", sexually harrassing William "Camel Toe" Lee, poppin and lockin at family functions, hide-and-seek w/ my nephews and neices...and room-mate Steven, winning the special olympics, beating up small children and cross-eyed people, trying desperately to recollect the 2nd year of my life, figuring who was the first person to introduce me to the 'thug life', stunning people w/ my looks, practicing my death touch, on track to remembering all the words of Dodgeball starting w/ "Yes, you queerbait!", getting clowned by my ass-hole friends from nor-cal, talking shit to my ass-loving friends from so-cal, washing clothes on my abs, hitting on my friends moms and grandmas, pretending i'm santa claus and then breaking kids dreams, and just overall being a incredibly serious person.

Movies:

RIP: Jerry Chen Uncle Eric Dad Grandpa

Books:

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Heroes:

my pops

My Blog

rhymes

Yo yo, i'm the man, with the masterplan. rockin rhymes real smooth, like a spray-can.   representin my hood till the death i be rockin the rhymes till my last breathe. shootin people like it was...
Posted by Dwight on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:36:00 PST

reachin'

It Could Be Dwight. http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi keep it real.  domingo, i had to post this too.  love it...it's beautiful...
Posted by Dwight on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:22:00 PST