Well, I believe in the soul, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the Oprah Winfrey Show is self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
