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Dimas

KFC biscuts are the shit mayne!!!

About Me

I'm a freshman that goes to tomball college.That likes to party and hang out with his friends.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Football, Track, weightlifting

I'd like to meet:

Funny girlz and friends with good personalities E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R E L S A L V A D O R
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Music:

Rap. Rock, Reggeaton,Hip-Hop

Movies:

Comedys, drama, scary movies, and Action

Television:

The simpsons and Family Guy

Heroes:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.... There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.... Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.... Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.... Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.... When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.... There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.... Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink...... Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.... Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.... Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.... Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.... For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.... Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.... Chuck Norris can divide by zero.... If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.... Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.... Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer... Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.... I STOLE THAT FROM http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/