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Dan the Man

About Me

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. ...play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

My Interests

Body building, women, and kicking ass (in that order)

I'd like to meet:

Hot wet bitches, and anyone who thinks they can kick my ass.

Music:

Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood

Movies:

Terminator 1, 2, and 3. Roadhouse. All of the Rocky movies, except the last one.

Television:

ESPN, ESPN 2

Books:

Books are for fags. But I guess if I had to pick a favorite it would be the Penthouse Forum.

Heroes:

Hannibal Lector, Joe Weider, Hulk Hogan, and of course, GREGG VALENTINO... So what if his arm exploded? LOOK AT HIM!