People who don't use the chat-up line, "crisps are fattening in my country." People who don't have "I like big butts" as their ring tone. People who don't presume I'm useless because I have tits. People who don't ask if I have my clit pierced as a chat-up line. People who don't use chat-up lines. People who don't think that shitting themselves is the funniest they have ever done.