Yes they call me The Bassmaster. I'm pure boxer born and bred in LA. They say I'm a ladies dog but I just know how to treat people right. When I was 6 months old, I jumped out of a two story window to get a better look at a sweet bitch on the sidewalk below my pimp pad. I've had a titanium rod in my leg ever since but it was worth it. I'm pretty laid back and chill most of the time but if any other dogs got beef with me, I'm always ready to throw down. My owner JG takes good care of me with Omaha steaks for dinner every night and walks in the canyon. My favorite band is The Fresh but that's only because they give me all kinds of people food that my dad won't let me eat and I need that shit fo real. Check out their video (they made me do this shameless plug).
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Teen Wolf, The Bumpus Hounds, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, Brian Griffin, Cujo, Santa's little helper, Lassie (just to kick his or her ass), McGruff, Poochie, Space Coyote, Dash Dingo, Barney, Benji, Blackie, Buddy and Rin Tin Tin
