WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH |
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH:1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS.2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE A...
Posted by ~Haley~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Alcohol warnings!!! |
>Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers
have
>accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be
placed
>immediately on all beer containers:
>
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Posted by ~Haley~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Whys of Men |
The Whys of Men.
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
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Posted by ~Haley~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Girls night out... |
Two women, who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls Night
Out, and overdid the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.
They were very nea...
Posted by ~Haley~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
