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JaiTee

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About Me

im a crazy man i lick toads to get hi do u want to get hi with me well to bad u shouldnt do drugs ok if i so much as suspect u lick toads or do any drugs i will crush u and eat u and your children
im trying to get a job as a chicken catcher woohoo im gunna steal some chickens r u jelous i thought u would be hahahahahahaha
yeah thats enougha bout me now your probably bored out of your bung hole
im also a buddhist ive been doing it for about 2 yrs now its really good u should try it out i said TRY IT peace out and much metta
im of to lick toads bye
ok well now ill write who i really am im jamie im from woy woy...the worlds largest above ground cemetery although i dunno if u can describe it as above ground..its a hole...but yeah im what makes this place go me and my best mates Luke and BJ or as he prefers brenton..im what most ppl describe as insane though i think im normal and everyone else is messed up...i love to have a joke and make fun of my mates and the less fortunate and the more fortunate i hate communists they suck those things that dildos look like...but dont get me wrong im no a complete fuck i also write poetry...ill put some of it on here in a min...99% of what i write none of u will ever see infact its been many months since ive written a poem that id let anyone see...but im not a darm misterious person im very open and honest..infact im a extremely complicated human being...and it would be impossible to convey how complex i am..just ask luke hes known me since i was about 4 or some shit and yeah he thinks i neeed to see a doctor HAHA any way thats enough about me why dont u tell me about you
heres a few of my poems
texas heart shot
right up the clacker
through to the heart
my arrow flyes true
through the bowells
killing it slowly
blood pours overs my arrow
as the life drains from it
in a crimson river
the soul ebs and dies away
i feel bad taking a life
but atleast i can eat
uses the skin to keep warm
bones to make tools
leftovers rot
create food for plants
life starts anew
food is abundant
till man killed it all
now we starve
till we can learn
to be one with nature
but till then life slowly dies
we all know
but we dont care
couldn't give a rats arse
to another man
even if he starves
crashing down like a waterfall
floating high like a balloon
bounding along like a dog
our hope fade before our eyes
like a desert mirage
but comes back into sight
like a rabbit and its hole
life can be sad
sometimes mad
but look on the bright side
and you will see
that if u act cheerfully
you can be anything u be
eyes are the souls gate
look into them
feel them
feel there power
let them feel you
and u will feel
a persons soul
bearing down on you
if it burns run away
for they wil try ti hurt you
if it hugs you
with a sweet embrace
call them over
call them soul mate
they will never harm you
a poem i wrote to support the troops its anti anti war (thats right two antis)
Dangerous men in the night
bad men wanderinto sight
trained to protect me n you
all to be given a loud BOO
by closed minds safe in houses
bigger cowards than timid mouses
not afraid of the dark outside
dont know its where they hide
there hearts far from strong
just want to suck on a bong
the bad pick on those too weak
all that makes them is timid and meak
for a while safe we are
the bad men are being held afar
the courageous few do wat they do
just to be thanked with a loud fuck you
protection is there game
no-one will ever know there name
oh and my msn thing is [email protected] feel free to add me if u wanna chat or just to abuse me
I have a website click here to perv on it u perverted clown

My Interests

my intrest is martial arts which i am very good at i have done boxing juijitsu kempo and a bit off jeet kune do the next on my list is ninjitsu i am only willing to do practical martial arts that will actually work so no gkr or anything for me i have trained my self on how to use every part of my body as a weapon and i have pretty much used each and every 1 off them in a fight and it is because off that that i have still not been beaten in a fight i will only use things apart from my fists in certain circumstances mostly when i am fighting more than 1 person or if they dont fight fair themselves my favourite thing to do to ppl is headbut them its so fun lol the only thing i hate about fighting is when it is too easy which is most fights as most ppl will try to get in close and wrestle me which is about the stupidist thing any1 can do as my close range fighing abillitys are second to none no1 has ever even come close to beating me at close rang i have other intrest like collecting knives and stuff like that and i am a bigtime gun nut

I'd like to meet:



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this is so wat im gunna do when im married
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Music:

o cant really name all the bands or songs i like as theres alot but i like metal and rock mostly theres a few songs in other genres that i like too but yeah there few and far between my fave bands include AC/DC (my mate set up there hells bells concert in melbourne and spent some time drinking with em) Linkin park, greenday, metallica, Disturbed, Pantera, mental as anything and too many others to type out

Movies:

The new guy is 1 of my favourite movies its cool reminds me of myself any movie with the master and my idol bruce lee a legend among men from this day on i strive to be more like him in physique, form and function i love war movies and martial art movies especially ones with lots of unneccesary violence

Television:

meh dont really watch alot of tv but i do have a few tv series on DVD buffy family guy futurama scrubs and a couple of others

Heroes:

Thor he was a top viking god me and him had a bourbon once when i was on acid man that guy can hold his liquor, Neptune king off the sea i once met him when me and that telegraph pole had a run in and i was in a comma we had a duel he was a good shot i was better though god rest his zombie bones, Pluto the ancient greek god off the underworld they named a planet after him i once dug a really deep hole to try to find him bt i got bored after diggin a couple off inches so i got drunk instead, Sidhartha guatama AKA the Buddha his teachings have helped me alot this past 2 yrs he is a top bloke he used to have a couple off thousand women follow him around when he was teaching and he used to have sex with em all the time true story

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Posted by JaiTee on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:58:00 PST

communist threat update to be read incase i die

hi i have a update on communism's threat i think they r onto me today when i was out borrowing stuff from coles and kmart this security guard kept loking at me funny i think he is a commy assasin who...
Posted by JaiTee on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:31:00 PST

must crush communism

hi every1 this is a warning to u all about a forthcoming communist attack againts us all i have read the signs and know wat is goin to happen now i looked at toms space and i found out that he is a c...
Posted by JaiTee on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:35:00 PST

wow im tripping he he he he he he

ok here it is i am off my guts right now i juyst took some strange arse pills i found in my room and now i cant stop moving and stuff this is so good im typing so fast i dont even know wwat the hell ...
Posted by JaiTee on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 10:37:00 PST

im unemployed

i got fired from my job woohoo now the goverment is goin to give me money yay its like a lottery for ppl who dont want to work im so excited and im also gunna make the goverment pay for my security li...
Posted by JaiTee on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:33:00 PST