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Paulie

Girls don't fall for me, I trip them!!!

About Me

I'm an outgoing, free-spirited, person who suffers from ADD, insomnia, and relative boredom. Of course it could just be the Caffeine, but its fun confusing the doctors. I truly believe that you meet everyone for a reason and finding out what that reason is can be a complicated task. I laugh at the stupidest things and am sarcastic as the day is long. There really aren't too many situations that I can't talk my way out of and if that doesn't work.....I make like the French army and run (P.S. If you get that joke, we will get along).I am really am parodoxical due to the fact that I like being the center of attention and then have times when I just want to be left alone. I can be as idiotic and silly as I can be thoughtful and introspective. I am currently a bartender, and also am in the process of starting my own fitness company. I do take good care of my body, but don't feel the need to take pictures of myself (and even worse, take them in a mirror) and post them up here. Sometimes I think this place could be call MYTOOL.com.I would like to get back to the things that I used to enjoy when I was a kid. Being silly for no other reason than to be happy and laugh is what its all about.Good conversation is paramount also. If a person can't keep up they will just wind up getting steamrolled with me.Passion for life and the ability to deal with all of its ups and downs are the keys to my happiness.

My Interests

Naked Skydiving. Flaming Hula Hoop.
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work! What Drug Is Your Personality Like? -----Syntnovator -----Syntnovator

I'd like to meet:

People who love life and appreciate all its twists and turns.A woman who is Atypical. Marches to the beat of a different drummer. Anyone cool who can hold and captivate my interests for more than a couple of weeks.Chemistry....as well as physical and mental attraction are paramount.Synthetic and Jeet Synthetic and Jeet

Music:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Paul
Birthday: 9-20-75
Birthplace: Long Island, NY
Current Location: Staten Island, NY
Eye Color: BR
Hair Color: BR
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends what I'm doing
Your Heritage: Italian, Irish, German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneaks
Your Weakness: I have a few
Your Fears: Falling
Your Perfect Pizza: Plain w/ grated cheese..sometimes sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: For my business to be successful
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit.
Your Best Physical Feature: Lips
Your Bedtime: Depends on whether I'm working nights or days.
Your Most Missed Memory: Spending time with my Dad....RIP 3-6-04
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single? Wouldn't a group date be a get together?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Diet Snapple, Thank you.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: D & D Fr. Vanilla Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Constantly
Do you Sing: Not well
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there.....Diploma's packed away somewhere
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes......
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, very sexy
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes......they are a weakness of mine
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Today? No, its wednesday
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Quickly and in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy and successful
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Red/Brunettes......depends
Short or Long Hair: Depends
Height: Tall enough to ride the rides at amusement parks
Weight: skinny and cute
Best Clothing Style: stylish/chic
Number of Drugs I have taken: Any
Number of CDs I own: 70?
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I try to regret as little as possible. Less stress equals happy life

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Movies:

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Television:

Anything on the Discovery, History, or Learning Channels. Some reality TV, but I think that whole genre is going to hell. S S

Heroes:

My Father R.I.P 3-6-04 Troops fighting for our freedom and the freedom of others, whether you agree with the war or not!Synthetic and Jeet of course! Synthetic and Jeet of course!

My Blog

My neice Olivia.....the light of my life

Today, January 4, 2006, at 3:35 pm, my first niece Olivia Maria was born to my sister and brother-in-law on Staten Island. I feel like my life has changed forever as she completely ...
Posted by Paulie on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:30:00 PST

Britney Spears......

Living proof that you can come from the backwoods of Louisiana, have a muti-million dollar singing career, yet somehow still wind up being a 24 year old divorced redneck with two kids and a dead beat ...
Posted by Paulie on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:16:00 PST

The Number 1 rule of attraction!!!

Any person who can roll out of bed, throw on sweatpants, a sweatshirt and either put a hat on (guys) or but their hair in a ponytail (girls, but hats on a girl can be pretty damn sexy too) A...
Posted by Paulie on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:41:00 PST

Female VS. Male poems

FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be g...
Posted by Paulie on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:17:00 PST

The Coney Island Cyclone

Went to coney island last night for some nathan's and the cyclone.  I hadn't been there since before I moved to Atlanta ('97) and I just have to say........ That ride is still the BEST FUCKI...
Posted by Paulie on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:21:00 PST

Manners......and the jersey shore!!!!

I went to the Jenks last night and actually had a pretty good time, with one exception.  That exception being that PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE ANY FUCKING MANNERS TO SPEAK OF ANYMORE!!!! Now I understand ...
Posted by Paulie on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:58:00 PST

My Father.....R.I.P 3/6/04

Its been two years since my father passed away, and although I can honestly say that he does not pass through my mind everyday, subconsciously, he is always in my heart, mind, and soul.  He was,...
Posted by Paulie on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:32:00 PST

The Spam stops here......

Now I've gotten spam for all sorts of things.......pornstocks and bondsmortgagesipods, xbox's etc...... But I just got spam from God!!!! I open up my inbox to find spam for free Religious T-shirts.&nb...
Posted by Paulie on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 01:11:00 PST

Don't you dare judge me!!!

  Don't you dare judge me!!! After my "Things every guy wants to ask a girl but won't" blog, I received a message from an obviously uptight woman who was on my friends list, yet had never r...
Posted by Paulie on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:06:00 PST

Tipping 101....You people need a lesson.

    I really hope that everyone who reads this will copy and post this so hopefully it will spread to as many people as possible. I am a bartender and sometimes a server, and you people real...
Posted by Paulie on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 10:15:00 PST