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I hope they serve beer in Hell!!!

Lead, Follow, or get the fuck out of my way.

About Me

Marines come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtlety of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Marine is a Marine all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. They are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Marine is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something it's usually 30 days leave, music that hurts the ears, a five dollar bill...or a woman he can count on. Girls love them, mothers tolerate them, fathers brag about them, the government pays them, the police watch out for them and somehow they all work together. You can beat their bodies but not their minds. You can tame their hearts but not their souls. He likes girls, females, women, ladies, and the opposite sex. He dislikes small checks, working weekends, answering letters, missing chow, waking up, maintaining a uniform, and the day before payday. You may as well give in. He is your long distance lover...he is your steel eyed, warm smiling, blank minded, hyperactive, over reacting, curious, passive, talented, spontaneous, physically fit, good for nothing bundle of worry..... And will always be there for you regardless of how long its been since you've last talked.
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My Interests

jiu-jitsu

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Music:

I listen to every thing

Movies:

Man on fire, London, Knocked Up, No Country for old men, Cloverfield.

Television:

The office, fight quest, family guy, robot chicken

Books:

No True Glory.Generation Kill, We Were One, Blood Stripes, Exit A, The Average American Male, HOGS in the shadows, Hard Corps, Rule number two, On killing.

Heroes:

My Dad

My Blog

What is a U.S. Marine

Hey I was looking up stupid deffintions online and I looked up Marine. Read this, I think you will like it.... The USMC is over 222 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest ...
Posted by I hope they serve beer in Hell!!! on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:09:00 PST

Rules To a Gunfight

... Rules of Gun Fighting (Marines; Army; Navy; Air Force)   USMC Rules For Gun Fighting Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring thei...
Posted by I hope they serve beer in Hell!!! on Mon, 22 May 2006 09:43:00 PST

Just Think About This

JUST THINK ABOUT IT... Just think about this. All these people out there run there mouth and talk bad about the military. But I gurantee those would be the same people who would be the first ones to...
Posted by I hope they serve beer in Hell!!! on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:01:00 PST

I read this and went silent

If I Ever Go To War If I ever go to war Mom, Please dont be afraid, There are some things I must do, To keep the promise I made. Im sure there will be some heartache, And I know that youll cry tear...
Posted by I hope they serve beer in Hell!!! on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 01:55:00 PST