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Dan

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About Me

I'm Dan.

I HAD an ant farm. The ants died and it would be too much work to try and clean out all the dead bodies. So I just throw out the whole damn farm. That's how I roll.

My Interests

This old guy in my town rides around on a bicycle all day. There's an American flag on the back of the bike and he taped a small stereo to the back so he can listen to awful, tinny music as he rides. I'm a bit scared of him, but people who drive past him often honk their horn and give him the thumbs up. Everyone seems to love this guy. I'm obviously missing something, but I think it's best to keep my distance. Regardless, I find him interesting.

I'd like to meet:

Turbo-Teen, from the hit cartoon series Turbo-Teen.

Music:

Anything that no one else has ever heard of. Then, when a one other person has listened to that music, I will hate that music and call anyone who listens to that music a poser. Please don't listen to the sound of a toddler getting his first haircut. It's the only music I have left.

Movies:

Any movie that has a number in it is good. The higher the number, the better the movie.

Television:

I suprise myself with how many times I watch the same episoes of Run's House. Again...and again...and again.

Books:

You know a book is a good, if you can order other books from a page in the back of the book.

Heroes:

Yarael Poof