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Currently, I'm working on my beer gut, waiting for the fucking cold water to get warmer so I can go surfing. I'm into boardsports,sci fi/fantasy, guns, cold beer, and ninjas. Plainly put, I'm a well rounded geek.....with a bit of freak put in the mix for shits and giggles. I have a toe fetish to go along with my love for a robust badonk-a-donk which my personal stripper, vicki, satiates nightly. I pretend to work hard, but i hardly work. I'm ambitiously lazy and I have a black belt in procrastination. One of my dreams is to win the lottery, but there are no college courses teaching how to achieve this lofty goal.