video games, NMT, comics, cartoons, the blues, country, my friends, and my Amber
I'm on a never ending quest to find my wife... and the Tri-Force!!!
the blues, happy silly stuff (like Tiny Tim), Clapton, sorry, but I do... Sinatra, country, jazz, bebop, some rap, lots of classic rock, and 80's crapola, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson ( you have to when you live in Texas), the beatles, buddy holly, roy orbison, Prince, weezer, converge ( but I have to be pissed off first), louis armstrong, james brown, billie holiday, theme songs - especially cartoon theme songs, elvis, THE MOTHER FUCKIN' THEME TO DALLAS, barry "have sex with me" white, al green, the cheesy music of teddy pendergrass, marvin gaye, dolly parton, kenny wayne shepard, BB king, John Lee Hooker, Robert Johnson, ZZ Top, eric clapton, cream, the doors, OLDIES, I love anything with the blues whether it is electric or acoustic, not so much piano in a bar, but definitely the songs about shooting people with shotguns and the type of blues about makin' deals with satan.
Superman 1-4, even the one with richard pryor, the Tim Burton Batman movies, braveheart, tron, enter the dragon, x-men 1,and 2, Spiderman 2, Suburban Commando, real genius, all the star wars movies, indiana jones, and all the versions of Frankenstein I have seen. I love the old Godzirra movies, and I am probably the only loser in the country that liked PostMan, Open Range kicked ass, and typically I don't like Kevin Costner, but... the matrix movies, even though I felt a little cheated,... and Mel Brooks is great, Hear no evil see no evil, charlie and the choclate factory, MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL ( "I'm invincible!...... Your arm's off!... no it's not, that's just a flesh wound"), Princess Bride, Drunken Master II, The Teenage Mutant Ninga Turtles I, II, and III, Ninja Cheerleaders, or Cheerleader Ninjas ("that's not a set-up...","Last night, I stayed at home and masturbated, it felt so good, I knew it would! Knead it, beat it, up against the wall!!"... I won't say any names, but those of you who watched it with me are just as horrible as I am...)
cartoons... Fuckers!!! especially the old Fleischer superman cartoons from the 40's, and Batman the animated series ( the original ), Justice League, Captain N, Voltron, GI Joe, transformers ( original ), X-Men, batman beyond, muppet babies, simpsons, family guy, sealab 2021, venture brothers, harvey birdman attorney at law, FUCK SCOOBY DOO, JABBERJAW ROCKS!!!... MASK, COPS ( the cartoon nobody remembers... IT'S CRIME FIGHTING TIME!!!), the old 60's spiderman cartoons, and the new-old version that was on Fox, Bobby's World, the cartoons my friends showed me known as HAPPY TREE FRIENDS, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, the Fleischer popeye cartoons, Woody Woodpecker, Garfield and Friends, Dragon Ball Z (fuck yourselves), the Teen Titans (atleast when they fight Slade), Johnny Bravo, Dexters Lab, Justice Leage Unlimited, Batman Beyond, The Adventures of Superman, HeMan, the Smurfs, Winnie the Pooh, Cowboy Bebop, Betty Boop, Casper, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Mighty Mouse, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, Exo-Squad, Felix the Cat, Merry Melody's, and who could forget the lovable adventures of Lambert the Sheepish Lion (TURN OFF THE TEE-VEE!!! THWAP!!!)
comics, Justice League, Flash, Aquaman, Batman, Teen Titans, Superman, and anything and everything by Alex Ross KINGDOM COME BITCHES!!! Trade paper back is fun. Jim Lee, Grant Morrison,... ahhh... I used to really like Michael Crichton, but now I read comics and educational stuff. I have a huge collection of books on sex, NO NOT PORN, ed-u-ca-tion-al... I enjoy reading "Super Smash Brothers Melee" across the television before I play it...
Superman, Batman, and anybody else who wears their underwear on top of their pants (you KNOW they're tough when they do that...).,...tee-hee(fun-with-periods, I'm the only guy in the world who has said that...)(())that was "annoying-with-parenthesis.