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jon

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

don't ask if you're easily offended. i'm a foul-mouthed little f*cker but can be quite amusing if you take the time to understand my sense of humour. that means you stench-trench!!!!! you know who you are!!!!!! bugger me with a rabbit you b*s*ard!!! you know i can take it, do unto others as you would do unto yourselves, i'm f***in ardcore man!!!! ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jeeeees as least you ladies have a bit of ladyjizz drippin down to lube it up a bit. that hurt!how sad then that i'm sitting typing this on my own cos everyone else is in bed. gonna go have one more cigarette then go to bed.how sadder that i'm editing this months later & i'm still the same. apart from the rabbit went AWOL thank god.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the perfect man. and kill him. the notion that he exists puts far too much pressure on us mere mortals to try harder. with the perfect man dead we can all enjoy farting, leaving the toilet seat up, getting crumbs everywhere & making any excuse to go get a fag as soon as we've shot our muck, happy in the knowledge that she'll never leave us for something better.

My Blog

Momento Mori (1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zp3Mmi3BXA
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:08:00 GMT

tag you’re it

  1. i get confused about blogs/bulletins/questionnaire type shite on myspace 2. i can do a funny wiggly thing with my belly 3. i have a boil behind my left ear which is very irritating at the mo...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:21:00 GMT

shameless plug for my band’s website

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=231444441&MyToken=39e8646a-c38b-4aca-a 9a8-eb0a35ab0f87   there you go, will have some new tracks up when we've re...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 13:41:00 GMT

thank you shelly!!!!

just wanted to say a big thank you to vince noirs love beads for helping me out with hand relief over the past few weeks while i've had 2 broken fingers. couldn't have done it without you babe xxx
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:42:00 GMT

i'm still 34!!

get in!!!!   my birthday has gone & it didn't update my age, so in case any of you were were wondering i'm still just 29 (dunno where they got 34 from the stupid bastards, they wanna cut dow...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:51:00 GMT

come & be cool

my new year's resolution is to invent & be the pioneer of a new genre. unlike any other genre, this one will have no particular sound, no particular style of dress, maybes not even a name for the ...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 17:29:00 GMT

projectile vomit

today has consisted mostly of staying in bed, getting up only to go be sick & runny-poos. stopped being sick now but daren't have anything other than water. i reckon i've lost over half a stone to...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:52:00 GMT

sunday bloody sunday

today i did absolutely nothing. that's a lie. i went shopping & wrecked my fingers trying to carry too many shopping bags. i was meant to go for a drink with gaz but i missed his phone call due to...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 15:16:00 GMT