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About Me

Ummm... I made the Earth... in 7 days no less. I hate niggers. I love you more than Jesus and your babies and grandmothers die because I will it. Oh Yeah Jesus is a cow.

My Interests

Jesus, Myself, Natural Disasters, Epidemics, Famines, Being Worshipped, Miracles, Fighting Satan for control of your souls, and those girls at Hooters rock too.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody... I created everyone they all suck. I comment back though...

Music:

Lamb Of God, Heaven Shall Burn, Cradle Of Filth, The Autumn Offering, In Flames, Children Of Bodom, Glass Casket, Slipknot, Archenemy, The Columbine Theory, Job For A Cowboy, Knights Of The Abyss, And The Hero Shall Fail, Gospel, and Hymnal Chanting

Movies:

The 10 Commandments, Stigmata, The Passion of The Christ, The Greatest Story Ever Told, Constantine, Interview With A Vampire, Angels In The Outfield, and Scarface

Television:

Televangelists, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Unsolved Mysteries, Christmas Specials

Books:

The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, The Left Behind Series, and The Bible since I wrote it.

Heroes:

Me, Myself ,and I
The Father, Son, And The Holy Ghost

My Blog

Time

As you all who read this have undoubtably noticed by now I have a great deal more time to be wasting on trivial things such as writing blogs... I figure anything to amuse myself. Sadly this time of ye...
Posted by Super Almighty God on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:54:00 PST

Porn

ok so I won't send you to hell for looking at porn I mean come on there is nothing wrong with admiring the female body. I made it sexy for a freakin reason after all... even I need something to ...
Posted by Super Almighty God on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST

The Failed Experiment

So this is my opinion of the human society. It's a failed experiment. All of the chances that I give you as a race to do something great with yourselves you shit on and flush down the toilet. You fuck...
Posted by Super Almighty God on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:35:00 PST

Gods A Stoner

Thats right I spark the ganja who would have known... Well all of you assholes should have I mean think about it why the fuck would I put an inebriating green herb on the earth in the first place? To ...
Posted by Super Almighty God on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:42:00 PST

Not Dead

Ok I the almighty and powerful god have been on a sort of hiatus as of recently but I have returned to you my children... be forwarned I am filled to the brim with malicious anger. Oh well pray to me ...
Posted by Super Almighty God on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

Sea monkeys

ok Emo kids should kill themselves your going to hell anyway. I had Satan over for dinner the other night (not as bad of a guy as you might think) and somehow the conversation turned to whether or not...
Posted by Super Almighty God on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 01:54:00 PST