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Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women
PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
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Posted by at a loss for.... on Mon, 19 May 2008 08:24:00 PST |
Dear John / Jane |
Dear Wife:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I' m leaving youforever. I' ve been a good man to you for seven years and I havenothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your...
Posted by at a loss for.... on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:59:00 PST |
b4 I was mom |
Before I was a Mom, I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.I never thought about immunizations.Before I w...
Posted by at a loss for.... on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:39:00 PST |
Who knew??!! |
Who Knew!!!! 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bat...
Posted by at a loss for.... on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:51:00 PST |
The Mom Test!!!! |
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daught...
Posted by at a loss for.... on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:19:00 PST |
I hate my job day! |
When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &...
Posted by at a loss for.... on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 04:50:00 PST |
There is always a reason! |
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"...
Posted by at a loss for.... on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:35:00 PST |
This stuff is pretty right on for a lot of people I know! |
---------- JANUARY BABY--------------------~Pretty/handsome.~Loves to dress up.~Easily bored.~Fussy.~Seldom shows Emotions.~Takes time to recover when hurt.~Sensitive.~Down-to-Earth.~Stubborn.--------...
Posted by at a loss for.... on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:27:00 PST |
ha ha ...no offense to my greeks though! |
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over lattes the Greek says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
The Italian replies, "We have the Co...
Posted by at a loss for.... on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:58:00 PST |
Leave it to us |
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American Engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wis...
Posted by at a loss for.... on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:54:00 PST |
